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Thursday April 27,
2006
Top Dilbert Searches
marketing, project, cloud, catbert, leadership, budget, birthday, engineer, time sheet, sales, wally, strategy, dogbert, powerpoint, project management, topper, leader, boss, change, meeting, data, management, mordac
Wednesday April 26,
2006
Monday April 17,
2006
Tags drunken lemur, written by, project plan, other drunken lemurs, lemur analogies
Transcript
I need your honest opinion about my project plan. Don't hold back. "Your plan looks like it was written by a drunken lemur as a practical joke on other drunken lemurs." "Today I learned that people don't like drunken lemur analogies."
Saturday April 01,
2006
Tags angelica jolie lips, mp3 player, must never soeak
Transcript
The Marketing Guru "Your mp3 player is large and scary, but I can fix that." "All it needs is a set of Angelina Jolie lips and everyone will love it." Six Months Later "We must never speak of this."
Friday March 31,
2006
Tags marketing guru, tractor sized mp3 players, free ipod, pricing
Transcript
The Marketing Guru "Consumers will buy our tractor-sized mp3 players if we offer something free with each one." "So we'll offer a free iPod with each sale, and free towing to the landfill for our mp3 player." "The rest is just pricing."
Thursday March 30,
2006
Tags best marketing expert, resume, nobel prize, five olympic medals, marketing biathlon
Transcript
"We need to hire the best marketing expert we can find." "Your resume says you've won the Nobel Prize in marketing, and five Olympic gold medals in the marketing biathlon." "What's a marketing biathlon?" "You ski up to people who won't buy your crap and you shoot them."
Friday March 24,
2006
Tags art, artist, modern art, expression, obtuse, con, scheme, money, fake
Transcript
My idea is to drape a huge tarp over the hideous sculpture in the courtyard. "My message will be that art is as much about the negative space as the positive." "Plus it's not really art unless someone is winning."
Thursday March 23,
2006
Tags art, modern art, nonsense, taste, culture
Transcript
Famous artist Dogberto will tell us his plans for our lobby. "I plan to buy a drop cloth at Home Depot and drape it over the security desk." "Won't that be hard on the guard?" "Not until I douse it with gas and light it."
Monday March 20,
2006
Tags customer service, deception, laziness, tech support, trick, passowrd, before lunch, required
Transcript
"Hello, I need some tech support." "What's your tech support password?" "I don't have one." "Well, then I can't help you." "Since when do you require a password?" "Usually right before lunch."
Tuesday March 14,
2006
Tags anti depressant, bad mood, pepper spray, gaaa
Transcript
I invented an external anti-depressant. "When I'm in a bad mood I just apply it to other people." Pshht "It used to be called pepper spray." "GAAA!"

