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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags meeting, explaining, pirate, plan, scheme, uncertainty, business

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Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "I'm taking a side job as a pirate." Dogbert says, "I'll kidnap employees and authorize huge ransom payments to myself for their return." The boss says, "Then you'll return them safely?" Dogbert says, "That's a different business model."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags meeting, economy, job, screaming, health, Promotion, rejection, denial, business

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The boss says, "Asok, the company isn't growing, and no one is quitting in this economy." The boss says, "Your only hope for promotion is if a senior engineer dies." Dilbert says, "I joined a gym!" Asok says, "No-ooo!"

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags enticing, brochure, trick, refusal, ideas, annoyed

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Asok says, "Hi Graybeard. I brought you a brochure for a great retirement home." Graybeard says, "I'm only 52. I'm not going to retire just so you can get promoted into my job." Asok says, "Risky adventure?"

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags talking, ridicule, criticism, depressed, sad, mean

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Dilbert says, "I see my job as giving you the information you need to make the right decision." Carol says, "I see your job as e-mailing me links to web sites full of stale and incomplete information." Dilbert says, "Can we go back to pretending I'm useful?" Carol says, "Sure. I'll give you a pity listen."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags excuses, ridiculous, explaining, software, reassurance, angry, annoyed, lazy, engineering

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Wally says, "My productivity software turned on me." Wally says, "It keeps crashing my computer. But that's okay because I don't need a computer to do my job." Wally says, "Do you have any assignments that are sort of pre-industrial?"

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Tags new employee, introduction, greeting, Advice, scared, regretting, ridiculous

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The Boss says, "Welcome to your first day on the job." The boss says, "Always lock your desk at night because many of your coworkers are crooks." The boss says, "And the ones that have eyes like this got hired before we did drug testing."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags assignment, job, work, scheme, guessing, cruel, mean, business

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The boss says, "Ted, your new responsibility is to keep the pigeons from defiling our ledges." Ted says, "Are you hoping this awful assignment will cause me to quit?" The boss says, "Not at all." Ted says, "Are you hoping I'll fall out a window?" The boss says, "Maybe you should stop guessing now,"

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Tags telling, confused, relinquish, change, excuses, reasoning

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The Boss says, "Tina, you can't work at home anymore because the admins can't do it, and they're jealous." Tina says, "I'm a technical writter. Why don't you explain to the admins that my job is different from theirs." The Boss says, "When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it."

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Tags orders, job, elbonia, training, lonely, uncomfortable, business

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The Boss says, "I need you to go to Elbonia and do some hand-holding while they cut over to the new system." Dilbert says, "Because they?re incompitent?" The boss says, "And lonely." Dilbert says, "I'm not comfortable with this." Elbonian says, "Mud wine?"

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Tags sitting, review, criticism, ridicule, nervous, frustration, useless

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Alice says, "It's funny that you're evaluating me." Alice says, "Because I understand how to do your job, but you have no idea how to do my job." Alice says, "For example, right now you're going to say something that doesn't help the stockholders."