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Monday January 11,
1999
Tags wally report, hair grow long, ponytail, artistic side, collect coffee mugs, meeting, business
Transcript
Wally, Dilbert and the boss sit in a meeting. Wally's hair shoots up on either side of his bald spot. Wally says, "In this week's "Wally Report, " I've decided to let my hair grow long in the back." Wally says, "Eventually, I'll put it in a ponytail to show I have an artistic side." The boss says, "What's your artitstic side?" Wally says, "I collect coffee mugs."
Friday January 15,
1999
Tags venture capitalists, cool ponytail, squandered, investment, no more funding, mutter words, e commerce, gurgle, swoon
Transcript
Caption: "Venture capitalists" Two venture capitalists sit at a conference table. One of the venture capitalists says, "Despite your cool ponytail, you seem to have squandered our investment." One of the venture capitalists says, "You'll get nor more funding unless you mutter empty internet words that make us swoon!" Wally says, "E-commerce." Both venture capitalists fall out of their chairs,
Thursday January 21,
1999
Tags lost forturne, trophy wife, valuable lesson, wrote down
Transcript
Wally, without his ponytail, eats lunch with Alice and Dilbert. Wally says, "I lost my fortune and my trophy wife today. But I learned a valuable lesson." Wally eats his bannana. Wally says, "I hope I wrote it down somewhere."
Saturday January 23,
1999
Tags floss, disgusted, hateful, dinner, meal, other people, gross habits, public hygiene
Transcript
Dilbert sit with Ted at a conference table. Ted says, "Do you mind if I floss?" Dilbert says, "Yes. I would be thoroughly disgusted and hate you forever." Ted begins to floss. Ted says, "Well, I can't please everyone."
Friday February 05,
1999
Tags doctor dogbert, herbal therapy, eat lawn, storm gutters, hair grow back, perscription
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Caption: "Doctor Dogbert" Dogbert wears a crown and stethoscope. A bald man in black socks and boxers sits on the examining table. Dogbert says, "I'm putting you on extreme herbal therapy." Dogbert writes a prescription and says, "Come to my house once a week and eat my lawn down to one inch." The man gets dressed. Dogbert says, "After six months, if your hair doesn't grow back, I have more herbs in my storm gutters."
Saturday February 06,
1999
Tags doctor dogbert, marketimg, elbow, vote, pulls pants down, Politics
Transcript
Caption "Doctor Dogbert" Dogbert wears a crown and stethoscope. A fully clothed man sits on the examination table. He says, "I hurt my elbow, doctor." Dogbert says, "Let me see it." The man pulls down his pants. Dogbert says, "I recommend a career in marketing. And it's not a good idea to vote."
Sunday February 07,
1999
Tags mordac, information services, preventer, computer, pda, catbird intervenes, human rsources, nework cable, technology
Transcript
Mordac bursts into Dilbert's cubicle. Mordac says, "I am Mordac. the preventor of information services!" Mordac says, "I'll take your computer and your little PDA too!" Dilbert hugs his monitor. Mordac says, "Do you recognize this?" Mordac holds up a wire. Dilbert says, "Aaaagh! That's my network cable!" Dilbert says, "What do you want from me?!" Catbert leans over the cubicle wall. Catbert says, "Mordac, it is I catbert, the evil director of human resources!" Catbert jumps down onto Mordac. Catbert says, "You made my personal printer a shared device!" Dilbert watches a clothing flies. Dilbert is at home and says, to Dogbert, "Two wrongs made a right." Dogbert says, "Welcome to my reality."
Monday February 08,
1999
Tags meeting moth, attracted to meetings, resist the urge, beat myself, senseless, sense off purpose
Transcript
Dilbert in his co-workers sit in the conference room. The meeting moth approaches and thinks, "The 'meeting moth' is attracted to all meetings." Wally and Dilbert sit as the meeting moth enters the room. He says, "Excuse me. I can't resist the urge to beat myself senseless on your table." Dilbert and Wally stand and watch as the meeting moth climbs on the table and begins to bang it's head and body on it. Wally says, "You have to envy his sense of purpose."
Friday February 19,
1999
Tags pierced belly button, chance of kiss, dry heaves
Transcript
Dilbert walks with a woman down the sidewalk. The woman says, "Would you like to see my pierced bellybutton?" Dilbert says, "Um..." The wowan shows Dilbert. Dilbert says, "Aaah! Aaah! Ow! Ow! Ow!" and looks like he's about to throw up. Dilbert shakes as he walks next to the woman who looks mad. Dilbert thinks, "I still have a chance of a kiss if I keep this to dry heaves."
Wednesday March 03,
1999
Tags people fear public speaking, fear death, kill a guy, scheduled to speak, sleep, threats, dogcart threatens dilbert, hints at death, health
Transcript
Dilbert and Dogbert sit at the breakfast table. Dilbert has his lap top in front of him. Dogbert says, "They say people fear public speaking more than they fear death." Dogbert says, "So technically, if you kill a guy who's scheduled to speak, you're doing him a favor." Dogbert says, "When are you going to sleep." Dilbert says, "Never."


