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Court Of Stupidity

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Court Of Stupidity - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, legal, court, lawyer, stupidity, appeal, bailiff

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dilbert at table with dogbert: my boss is accusing me o not knowing what he was thinking. i need you to be my lawyer and handle my appeal to the court of stupidity. court of stupidity the court rules in favor of the bailiff.

Donating To Politicians

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Donating To Politicians - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, technology, Politics, government, campaign, bribe, faith, drones, guns, sarcasm

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dilbert, boss and alice at table boss: i donated to a few campaigns, and coincidentally a law changed that i wanted changed. now it's legal for us to sell drones that are armed with machine guns. dilbert: i've never had less faith in my government. boss: i also got us a tax break.

Email Versus Meeting

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Email Versus Meeting - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, meeting, email, hugs, e-card, co-workers

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dilbert: is there anything you plan to do in this meeting that we couldn't have done more easily by email. alice, boss & dilbert sitting at table saying nothing. boss: hugs? dilbert: send me an e-card.

Bias For Action

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Bias For Action - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags managers & supervisors, sarcasm, co-workers, business, meeting, prototype, bias

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Co-workers around meeting table. Ted: our pointy-haired boss told us to scrap our prototype and start over from scratch. dilbert: o was in that meeting and he said nothing like that. maybe we should verify what he wants. ted: or... we could have a bias for action!

Ted Can't Make It

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Ted Can't Make It - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, co-workers, meeting, project, absence, technology

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dilbert: ted says he can't make it to the meeting. wally: the only reason for this meeting is so ted can tell us what he's doing on his project. dilbert: we should reschedule. boss: not so fast. i think we can salvage this. if we guess what ted might have told us, that gets us halfway there. dilbert: i don't think it does. boss: we can't know until we try. dilbert: why don't the rest of us leave, and you can stay here and guess what we would have said, too. boss thinking alone at table: ...and then dilbert would have said...

Poster Of Our Values

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Poster Of Our Values - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags managers & supervisors, sarcasm, business, poster, values, room, forgot, steal, guess, break room

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boss at conference room table: i hope you all saw the poster i put in the break room with our list of values. dilbert: i didn't see it. what are our values? boss: i don't remember. wally: are we allowed to steal? dilbert: i don't think so, but i'm guessing.

Incoming Message

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Incoming Message - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags distraction, technology, business, text, message, phone, respond

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dilbert: ...so what we need to do... phone on table: ding dilbert: okay, now you're only pretending to listen to me because your mind is on that incoming text message. would you like to look at it and respond? alice: only if you don't think you can wrap this up in fifteen seconds or so.

Zoom Background Designer

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Zoom Background Designer  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, video conference, zoom, video backdrop designer, accurate, single, obvious, sarcasm

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dogbert the video backdrop designer dogbert talking to laptop on table: the background of your video calls says a lot about you. for example, it's obvious you have no women in your life, and your knickknacks suggest you are a latent serial killer. frame switches to wally. wally: spookily accurate. dogbert: exactly. that's what we don't want.

Go Around The Table

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