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Blinking Tell

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Blinking Tell - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, office, office workers, spying, elbonian

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the boss: i didn't believe you were a spy for the elbonian government until you denied it the wrong way. the boss: you were slow to speak, and you blinked. dilbert: that isn't evidence of anything. the boss yelling: you blinked again!

Seventeen Pieces Of Evidence

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Seventeen Pieces Of Evidence - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, office, office workers, spying, moron, elbonian

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the boss: we have seventeen pieces of evidence that you are an elbonian spy. dilbert: no, you have seventeen coincidences and a bad case of confirmation bias. dilbert: how about i prove you're a moron and see how far that gets us?

Boss Edits Dumb Parts

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Boss Edits Dumb Parts - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, office, office workers, edit

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the boss: i edited your draft to fix all of the dumb parts. it's in your email. the boss: when do you think you will publish it? dilbert: depends how long it takes me to reverse all of your edits. undo undo undo.

Worthless Suggestions

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Worthless Suggestions - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, office, office workers, sarcasm

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ted: i notice you didn't incorporate any of my suggestions in your final draft. ted: it's as if you are saying my ideas are worthless. dilbert: i would never say that. ted: so you're saying my ideas are good? dilbert: let's not reject ambiquity so quickly.

Wally Has Best Excuse

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Wally Has Best Excuse - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags boss, business, office, office workers, success

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wally: i was tempted to succeed this week, but i caught myself in time. wally: success would improve my odds of mating, and i don't think you want more people like me in this world. the boss: that is officially the best excuse for not working that i have ever heard. wally: shhh! don't compliment me in public!

Your Quote Is High

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Your Quote Is High - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, computer software, office, sales, sales personnel, quote

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dilbert: your quote is a bit high. can you do it cheaper? salesman: yes, we offer a low-cost option that involves me talking about the software, but you can't have it. dilbert: what would be the point of that? salesman: you're the one who brought it up.

And Then Mark Said

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And Then Mark Said - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags anger, business, office, office workers, relationships

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tina: ...and then mark said... dilbert: stop talking about mark! dilbert is visually angry. dilbert: all you do is talk about mark! i am so sick of mark. please talk about anything but mark. dilbert is still visually angry. tina: someone told me you'd say that. dilbert: was his name -- MARK? dilbert angry.

Wally's Reading Time

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Wally's Reading Time - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, meetings, office, office workers

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alice: wally, can we meet tomorrow at 8 am? wally: that's when i eat breakfast in the cafeteria. alice: how about 9 am? wally: that would bump into my bowel and reading time.

Wally And His Priorities

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Wally And His Priorities - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, meetings, office, office workers, sarcasm

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the boss: wally, can you attend a meeting at 10 am tomorrow? wally: sure. here's a list of my projects so you can tell me which one you want to fail while i'm wasting my time at your meeting. the boss: was there a chance one of them would succeed? wally: well played

If You Can Dream

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If You Can Dream - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags boss, business, Dilbert, sleeping, inspirational quotes, Wally

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The boss: i'll be sharing one inspirational quote each day. next frame shows outside of office: "if you can dream it, you can achieve it." Wally: zzz-zzzz. dilbert: he's off to a good start.