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112 Results for Hell
View 71 - 80 results for hell comic strips. Discover the best "Hell" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday January 12,
2006
Monday June 19,
2006
Tuesday July 11,
2006
Wednesday November 08,
2006
Monday September 08,
2008
Tags Promotion, money for cake, grossly overpais, exacerbate, unfairness, high cholestrol
Transcript
Tina says, "Ted got promoted, so I'm collecting money for a cake." Dilbert says, "He'll be grossly overpaid compared to us. Buying him cake will exacerbate the unfairness." Tina says, "He has high cholesterol." Dilbert says, "Here's a dollar."
Tuesday November 18,
2008
Tags meeting, message, sleeping, full attention, instant message, asleep, employing heuristics, business
Transcript
The boss: I don't think I have your full attention. Alice: It's Asok's turn to listen. If you say anything useful, he'll send us an instance message. The boss: He's asleep. Alice: He's employing heuristics.
Friday December 26,
2008
Tags firings, hell, satan, trip, executive retreat, downsize, someplace warm, pool
Transcript
The Boss says, "Carol, book an executive retreat so we can figure out which one of you to downsize." The Boss says, "Find us someplace warm." The Boss says, "Do you have a pool?" the devil says, "You could call it that."
Wednesday April 28,
2010
Tags customer service, credit card expense, reimbursement, late fees, punish, devil, hell, rock, sit at computer
Transcript
Dilbert says, "It takes you two months to process my company credit card expense reimbursement." Dilbert says, "So I get in trouble every month for incurring late fees." Dilbert says, "Why must I be punished for your incompetence?" Devil says, "Apparently I'm awesome."
Saturday June 19,
2010
Tags dog, warranty plan, design, hell, hot, tongs, wide eyes, evil, insurance, animals
Transcript
The Boss says, "I hired a confusopoly consultant to help us design an extended warranty plan." Dogbert says, "Our goal is to scare people into buying insurance that doesn't cover anything." Dogbert says, "I can't tell you where the contract was designed, but be careful because it's still hot."
Friday October 08,
2010
Tags customer, meeting, attractive woman, shake hand, handsome man, translate, business
Transcript
The Boss says, "The customer is an attractive young woman. You'll need to bring a handsome man with you to translate." The Boss says, "The translator will repeat everything you say, word for word, but he'll say it more handsomely." Dilbert says, "Hi." Customer says, "What's he jabbering about?"

