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Coffee Productivity

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Coffee Productivity - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags technology, business, projects, productive, medical, coffee, lie, medical-grade coffee

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wally in meeting with boss and dilbert: i've been highly productive since switching to medical-grade coffee. i finished all of my projects and did an excellent job on every one. boss: wow! dilbert and wally in hall after: so that stuff actually makes you more productive? wally: no, but it does make me lie better.

Too Technical For Boss

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Too Technical For Boss - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, sarcasm, technology, boss, technical, answer, follow, understand, video call, laptop, 5g, signal, jargon, dumb

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dilbert and boss on video call. dilbert: my answer will be highly technical, so you might not be able to follow. boss: pfft! try me. dilbert: if the 5g node flurtifies the adjunct signal modulator, the entire neural honeycomb will transverpilate. boss: did i suddenly get dumber? dilbert: not suddenly, no.