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77 Results for Mobile Professional
View 71 - 77 results for mobile professional comic strips. Discover the best "Mobile Professional" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday December 14,
2017
Boss Loses Wife And Money
Tags #role model, #aspiration, #gambler, #gambling, #money, #Win, #Lose, #success, #quitter
Transcript
Boss: It's not easy being a professional gambler. I lost a million dollars and my wife in one week. But I don't want to be a quitter because I know you see me as a role model. Carol: My role model is your wife. Boss: You like quitters?
Tuesday December 12,
2017
Dogbert The Loan Shark
Tags #loan, #loan shark, #money, #racket, #interest
Transcript
Boss: I need a loan to finance my professional gambling. Dogbert: That sounds like an excellent idea. I charge 40 percent interest per day, and I'll kill you for missing a payment. Boss: What's the catch? Dogbert: I'm also an identity thief.
Wednesday December 13,
2017
Boss Hits Jackpot
Monday December 11,
2017
Boss Counts Cards
Tags #gambling, #gambler, #card counting, #blackjack, #poker, #cards
Transcript
Boss: I've decided to become a professional gambler on the side. Dilbert: Sounds risky. Boss: Nah. I'm teaching myself to count cards. 50...51...51...53! Nailed it again!
Monday December 25,
2017
Beautiful, Slippery, Brittle
Tags #technology, #cell phones, #fragile, #aesthetics, #vanity
Transcript
Boss: When you engineer our new mobile phone product, make sure you adhere to the BSB design principle. Dilbert: BSB? Boss: Beautiful, slippery, brittle. Dilbert: Isn't that sort of evil? Boss: It isn't our fault if customers don't buy an ugly case.
Tuesday December 26,
2017
Cracked Screen
Tags #phone, #cell phone, #fragile, #design, #screen, #case, #technology
Transcript
Dilbert: Introducing our new mobile phone product, the BSB 100. BSB stands for Beautiful, Slippery, and Brittle. Oops. Voice: What's the 100 stand for? Dilbert: That's how many times you'll have to replace a cracked screen.
Friday December 29,
2017
Insurance For Phones
Tags #cell phone, #technology, #insurance, #break, #screen, #cracked
Transcript
Dilbert: The company that insures our mobile phone product is angry because 100 percent of our phones break in the first minute. They say it's a disaster and it is putting them out of business. What should I tell them? Boss: Tell them they should have gotten some sort of insurance.