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Sunday April 19,
1998
Tags Catbert, evil director, look stressed, champion, workplace, stress no more, unpaid overtime, ignite hair, pissed ouff, angry, taken advantage
Transcript
Caption: "Catbert: Evil H.R. Director" Catbert remarks to Alice, "You look stressed out, Alice." Catbert says, "I could fix that by becoming a champion for improvements in the workplace." Catbert says, "Or I could give you a little booklet called 'Stress No More'." Catbert says, "Hmm.. I wonder which way is best." Alice reaches for booklet. Alice reads, "'Stress is your body's way of saying.." Alice continues, "'..You haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.'" Alice starts to get mad. Catbert says, "I've never seen a woman's forehead ignite her hair before."
Friday January 15,
1999
Tags venture capitalists, cool ponytail, squandered, investment, no more funding, mutter words, e commerce, gurgle, swoon
Transcript
Caption: "Venture capitalists" Two venture capitalists sit at a conference table. One of the venture capitalists says, "Despite your cool ponytail, you seem to have squandered our investment." One of the venture capitalists says, "You'll get nor more funding unless you mutter empty internet words that make us swoon!" Wally says, "E-commerce." Both venture capitalists fall out of their chairs,
Monday March 01,
1999
Tags dense planets, more garvity, more dense planets, no loose ends, Dogbert
Transcript
Dilbert and dogbert walk outside. Dilbert says, "...And we know mass creates gravity because dense planets have more gravity." They stop, Dilbert sits on a rock. Dogbert says, "How do we know which planets are more dense?" Dilbert says, "They have more gravity." Dogbert says, "That's circular reasoning." Dilbert says, "I prefer to think of it as having no loose ends."
Monday June 28,
1999
Tags cube farming, weed, got it, more light, more nourished
Transcript
Caption: "Cube Farming" A farmer with a hoe looks over the wall of Dilbert's cube at the boss who stands behind Dilbert. The farmer thinks, "Weed." The farmer grabs the boss with the hoe and thinks, "Got it." Dilbert thinks, "Suddenly there's more light... and I feel more nourished."
Thursday July 29,
1999
Tags juan delegator, requires deciosn, work on, more assignments, learned lesson, give work to alice
Transcript
Caption: "Juan Delegator" The Boss carries a large pile of paper. Juan hands him another piece and says, "..And this also requires your decision before I can work on it." Juan says, "Do you have any more assignments for me that I can turn into work for you?" The boss says, "No." Juan says, "And have you learned your lesson?" The boss says, "Yes: Give all work to Alice."
Saturday October 16,
1999
Tags two more people, enough direct reports, vice president title, strategy
Transcript
The boss reads a memo and thinks, "If I eliminate the training budget, I can afford to hire two more people." The Boss smirks, and thinks, "Then I'll have enough direct reports to get a vice president title." Dilbert says to The Boss, "Shouldn't we have a strategy?" The Boss says, "I have one. Thanks for asking."
Saturday October 30,
1999
Tags vacation days, raise, e, ployees, change vacation days, permission, more empowered
Transcript
Alice is standing in front of the Bosses desk, the Boss says, "I can't give you a raise because you came to work on one of your vacation days." The Boss says, "Employees are not allowed to change vacation days without permission." The Boss says, "On an unrelated note, try to be more empowered."
Thursday January 13,
2000
Tags didn't listen, good work, magazine, more assignments, new boss, boss, secretary
Transcript
Carol hands a sheet of paper to Alice who is at her computer and says: "When you finish this, I have more assignments for you." Alice says to Carol: "Carol, you're the boss's secretary, not my boss. And this is a page from a magazine." Carol says to Alice: "Keep up the good work." Alice answers surprised: "You didn't listen. That can only mean you're the new boss."
Monday January 31,
2000
Tags 20% more money, hire someone, loyal, 40% more, science, mime, wall blocks
Transcript
Dilbert is in the boss's office and he says to the boss: "Another company offered me twenty percent more. Will you match it? The boss answers: "No, I prefer to hire someone who is loyal, even if I have to pay forty percent more." Dilbert shakes his hands looking angry and says: "Managing is supposed to be a science!" The boss holds up his hands in front of him and says: "My mime wall blocks your sound."
Tuesday February 01,
2000
Tags more money else where, good coffee, why stay
Transcript
Dilbert says to Dogbert over a cup of coffee: "I know I could earn more money at another company. So why do I stay?" Dogbert says: "Maybe the coffee is good and you enjoy watching the antics of feeble, unaware loosers." Dilbert begins to say: "No, I don't think that's..." But Dogbert, finishing his cup of coffee, cuts him off with: "This coffee is good."