2005 Comic Strips - Page 8
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Thursday March 24,
2005
Tags software integration, coworkers, misundertsanding, abuse, insisting on defense, what i think, halluciante
Transcript
Tina: "How can you think that the software integration project is a waste of time??!" Dilbert: "I don't.' "But if history is my guide, you will abuse the next hour of my life by insisting that I defend your misunderstanding of what I think." Tina: "So why do you think it's a wast eof time?" Dilbert: "Do you mind if I work while yo uhallucinate?"
Friday March 25,
2005
Tags you're ugly, or rumor is ugly, bad news, ugly rumor
Transcript
Dilbert: "I'm the victim of an ugly rumor at work." Dogbert: "Are you saying that the rumor is ugly or that the rumor is that you're ugly?"<Br>"I'm saying the rumor itself is ugly."<Br>"Well, then I have more bad news for you."
Saturday March 26,
2005
Tags hating software, integration project, hate it, simply mentioned, pros and cons, balanced anaysis, hatred
Transcript
The Boss: What's this I hear about you hating the software integration project? Dilbert: "I don't hate it. I simply mentioned both the pros and cons. People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred." The Boss: "How can you hate it so much???!!" Dilbert: "This is one of those days when it's hard to be me."
Monday March 28,
2005
Tags emotionally unstable coworkers, prescribe meds, wrong choice, defects
Transcript
Dogbert: All of your problems are caused by emotionally unstable coworkers. "Try prescribing meds from the internet to fix their defects." Dilbert: Okay. That one was the wrong choice. Let's try something else." The Boss: "GRRRR!"
Tuesday March 29,
2005
Tags bloated, lethargic, highly recommended, internet, bought on line, safe, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: "Wally, I've noticed that you seem bloated and lethargic.'<Br>"I prescribe these pills. The come highly recommended."<Br>"I know they're safe because I bought them on the internet."
Wednesday March 30,
2005
Tags habitual liar, ordered on internet, resist free stuff
Transcript
Dilbert: "Karl, you're a habitual liar but these pills that I ordered over the internet will cure you." Karl: "I've never lied in my life, but I can't resist free stuff." Dilbert: "Um... Are you alive?" Karl: "Never felt better!"
Thursday March 31,
2005
Tags liar, habitual liar, died, feel great, head is skull, attached to body, yoga
Transcript
The Habitual Liar Alice: "I thought you died." Liar: "No. I feel great!" Alice: "I'm sure you're dead. Your head is a skull." Liar : "I cut back on carbs." Alice: "Your head isnt' even attatched to your body." Liar"I take yoga."
Friday April 01,
2005
Tags habitual liar, skull, talking skull, running marathin, genie in bottle
Transcript
Habitual Liar: Alice: Are you sticking with you story that you're still alive?" Liar: "I feel terrific!" "I'm running a marathon later today." Low Priced Cremations While You Wait "I'm a gennie in a bottle! Make a wish!" Alice: "GAAA!!!"
Saturday April 02,
2005
Tags liar, bottle, voice, still lying, dead and lying, voice only
Transcript
The Cremated Habitual Liar" Liar: "I'm learning to salsa dance in here." Alice: "YOu are not sala dancing! You have not body." Liar: "Tell that to my dance instructor." "Focus!"
Monday April 04,
2005
Tags nick name, illusion of competence, the wizard, info guru, punch more, break room, coffee
Transcript
Wally: I need a nickname to create the illutsion of competence.<Br>"I was thinking along the lines of "the wizard" or "info-guru."" I've never wanted to punch you more than at this very moment."


