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113 Results for Complaining
View 71 - 80 results for complaining comic strips. Discover the best "Complaining" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday January 16,
2014
Tags complaining, frustration, work ethic, budget projections, priorities, solutions not problems
Transcript
Alice: I can't do my budget projections until you tell me your priorities for the coming year. Then you say, "Everything is a top priority. Fuf-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh." I hope this is what you meant by "Bring me solutions, not problems."
Friday April 04,
2014
Tags complaints, skunk opera, analogies, understand analogies, employees complain, office, cubicle, human relations
Transcript
Boss: Sheesh! It feels as if every employee is complaining about one thing or another today. Carol: Maybe it's because your leadership has turned this place into a skunk opera. Luckily, you don't understand analogies. Boss: That one is about singing.
Thursday May 29,
2014
Tags complaining, poor mangement, missed gaols, 360 review, doing great, menat to say, back pedal
Transcript
Boss: You missed all of your goals. Dilbert: Because of poor management. I'll go into more detail when I do my 360-degree review of you. Boss: I meant to say you're doing great. Dilbert: That's what I meant to say too.
Tuesday August 12,
2014
Tags complaining, engineers, project inherited, weak code, rewrite, great job, hired idiot
Transcript
Dilbert: The project I inherited has weak code. I need to rewrite it from scratch. Boss: Will there ever be an engineer who says, "That last guy did a great job. Let's keep all of it?" Dilbert: I'm hoping the idiot you hire to replace me says that.
Thursday September 04,
2014
Tags apathy, complaining, dump, speak mind, coffe mug, demand id, Opinion, victory lap
Transcript
Exit Interview Employee: Heh-heh. I am going to speak my mind and dump on everyone. Boss: Give me our I.D. and get out. If anyone wanted your opinion I would have paid you enough to stay. Employee: So much for my victory lap. Boss: You forgot your mug!
Friday September 05,
2014
Tags bunch of names, complaining, name of new app, new app, underscore, suggestions
Transcript
CEO: I don't like the name of our new app. You need to change it. Dilbert: Perhaps you can underscore your point by suggesting a bunch of names that are already taken. Do you mind if I think of other things while you do that?
Monday January 12,
2015
Dilbert's Tube Clothes Distract
Tags clothing, dress code, fashion, human resources, obliviousness, sex appeal, sexiness, co workers, tube clothes, modifications, distarction, corduroy tube, libido killer, business
Transcript
Catbert: Your co-workers are complaining that your tube clothes distract them from work. Dilbert: I can make some modifications so I'm less sexy. That should cut down on the distraction. Catbert: We might not be on the same page. Dilbert: I could wear a corduroy tube. That's a libido killer.
Tuesday September 08,
2015
Ted Has A Bad Feeling
Tags fired, firing, prognostication, predict, psychic, complaining, complaint, prophecy
Transcript
Ted: I have a bad feeling about the direction of my project. Boss: You complain too much. You're fired. Dilbert: So... now you believe you can predict the future. Ted: Magic is real.
Sunday January 03,
2016
Tags meeting, complaining, problems, salutation, sincerity, insincere, questioning, business
Transcript
Dilbert: Thanks for meeting me on short notice. How are you? Coworker: Well, actually, someone stole my identity and ruined my credit score. I couldn't refinance my loan and lost my house. So I ate myself into poor health. I stopped shaving for a month and ended up on the terrorist watchlist. My boss hates me and is trying to make me quit by giving me bad assignments. My car broke down and I haven't been hugged in a year. Dilbert: Okay, let's get started. Coworker: That's all the time I had.
Tuesday January 05,
2016
After Work Activities
Tags misogyny, sexism, camaraderie, personality, complaining, psychology
Transcript
Alice: The men never invite me to after-work activities. Catbert: We'll need to find out if the problem is sexism or your personality.Alice: I decided not to dig into it. Boss: I think you'll be happy with your decision.


