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145 Results for Frustration
View 71 - 80 results for frustration comic strips. Discover the best "Frustration" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday February 27,
2014
Tags cruelty, frustration, achieved golas, secret goals, set for you, failed to achieve, anger, exact situation
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm happy to report that I achieved every goal you set for me last year. Boss: But you failed to achieve the secret goals I set for you. Dilbert: Why would you have secret goals for me?!! Boss: For this exact situation.
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Friday February 28,
2014
Tags frustration, work ethic, drink lots of coffee, disrespect authority, reading my goals, before signing, accomplish stuff, feels good
Transcript
Boss: For some reason, your written goals for last year were "Drink lots of coffee" and "Disrespect authority." Wally: Maybe next year your goal should be something about reading my goals before you sign them. Accomplishing stuff feels good. You should try it.
Sunday March 23,
2014
Tags engineers, frustration, apples and oranges, comparing fruit, grow on trees, nutritionally
Transcript
Boss: You can't compare apples and oranges. Dilbert: That's clearly wrong because you just compared them and declared them different. Wally: Apples and oranges are both foods that grow on trees. It would be totally valid to compare them nutritionally. Dilbert: I've noticed that a lot of what comes out of your mouth makes no sense. Boss: You sound like my wife. Wally: You can't compare your wife to your subordinate. That's apples and oranges. Boss: What is happening here? Wally: I don't know, but I wouldn't compare it to work.
Thursday April 03,
2014
Tags avoiding, employees, frustration, managers & supervisors, nothing going right, avoid, business
Transcript
Boss: Uh-oh. Alice: Guess what's going right for me today. Nothing!!! Boss: I usually do a better job of avoiding them when they have problems.
Monday May 12,
2014
Tags frustration, vacations, work harder, no vacation, boss, time off, employee
Transcript
Dilbert: Can I take my vacation next week? Boss: Fine. Just work twice as hard this week to get everything done before you leave. Dilbert: In that case, I prefer not taking a vacation at all. Boss: It's starting to look as if nothing can make you happy.
Monday June 30,
2014
Tags frustration, hypocrisy, mandatory training, no use, meetings, regulatory paperwork, make a point, productive
Transcript
Boss: You didn't accomplish anything this month. Dilbert: Sure I did. I did the mandatory training that has no use, attended your mandatory meetings that don't help, and filled out regulatory paperwork for things we don't do. Boss: Are you trying to make a point? Dilbert: Nope. Just being productive.
Monday July 07,
2014
Tags computers & peripherals, frustration, inventions, no sense, standard turing test, upset, company strategy
Transcript
Dilbert: My software can't pass a standard Turing test yet, but it does pass the pointy-haired boss test. Computer, I have a question about our company strategy. Computer: Try working smarter. Dilbert: That doesn't even make sense! CEO: I wasn't prepared to like it, but you won me over.
Tuesday July 08,
2014
Tags frustration, mental health, work ethic, bad attitude, 70 hr. wk.week, hire insane, whistle, happy tune
Transcript
Boss: You have a bad attitude lately. Alice: You made me work 70 hours this week. If you want people who work for free and are happy about it, hire the insane. Boss: I tried that, but I got the wrong kind. Alice: I'll whistle a happy tune if you go away.
Wednesday July 09,
2014
Tags frustration, work ethic, bad mood, personal problem, work, time, no time
Transcript
Boss: I wonder why everyone is in a bad mood lately. Catbert: Maybe they have personal problems. Boss: How could they have time for personal problems when I work them 70 hours a week? Catbert: Then I don't know what it is.
Saturday November 01,
2014
Tags cell phones, distraction, frustration, multitasking, phone, smart phones, playing, karma, wishing death
Transcript
Dilbert: I would like to thank each of you for playing with your phones and not listening to a word I said all meeting. I hope karma is a real thing and frozen lavatory debris from airplanes kills each of you. Alice: What was he going on about? Wally: Beats me. I'm not much of a multitasker.

