Man: I heard you were criticizing me behind my back. Try saying those things to my face!
Dilbert: Okay. You're a hot-headed know-nothing who uses his arrogance to mask his total lack of talent. You ruin every meeting with your toxic personality. Every project you touch turns to garbage you're like a plague with legs.
Man: Okay... That was harsh, but I respect you for speaking truth to power.
Dilbert: You don't have any power.
Man: Maybe it's better if you talk behind my back.
boss: the job market is so hot right now that we can only afford to hire morons.
dilbert: how will we fill our critical technical jobs?
boss: i just told you.
boss: it seems you are booking all of my connecting flights in coronavirus hot spots. you do realize that if i die, you don't get promoted to my job, right?
carol: i'm not greedy. your demise would be reward enough.