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177 Results for Mobile (Cell) Phones
View 71 - 80 results for mobile (cell) phones comic strips. Discover the best "Mobile (Cell) Phones" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday May 31,
2010
Tags engineer, duel, angry, fight, send link, winner, arms up, cell phone, technology, engineering
Transcript
How Engineers Duel Dilbert says, "Your data are weak." Engineer says, "Make your move!" Dilbert says, "I'm sending you a link!" Engineer says, "I'm sending you three links!" Dilbert says, "I don't have time for this." Engineer says, "Winner!"
Friday June 04,
2010
Tags school, coach, time management, rudeness, stand on stool, angry, yell, swear, type, cell phone, wag tail, education, technology
Transcript
Dogbert says, "Welcome to Dogbert's school of time management." Dogbert says, "Today you will learn that rudeness and good time management are the same thing." Man says, "Answer my #@*% question!" Dogbert says, "Keep typing, Beverly! He doesn't exist."
Wednesday August 18,
2010
Tags meeting, question, smartphone, internet browser, slow, old, wrinkly, dead, google, business
Transcript
The Boss says, "I can research that question with my phone's browser." MUCH TIME PASSES The Boss says, "I found the Google!"
Sunday August 22,
2010
Tags presentation, powerpoint, ghost, ignore, read, run, boo, injury, bandage, hit person
Transcript
Dilbert says, "The status of my project is that apparently I died and became a ghost." Dilbert says, "I don?t remember dying, but the evidence of my untimely demise is clear." Dilbert says, "In the past week, no one has returned my phone calls or replied to my emails." Dilbert says, "When I try to print a document, I get nothing but error messages." Dilbert says, "Now all of you are looking at your phones and reading materials as if no one is speaking to you." Dilbert says, "I will now test my ghost theory by running through a living person." Dilbert says, "BOOOO!!!" Dilbert says, "Good news. I'm alive but unworthy of attention." Dogbert says, "I'm trying to watch a show."
Wednesday September 15,
2010
Tags meeting, quotes, tweet, twitter, social media, phones, book deal, excited, business, technology
Transcript
The Boss says, "Our highest priority is satisfying our customers? except when it is hard? or unprofitable? or we're busy." CLICK CLICK CLICK The Boss says, "Are you tweeting my quotes?" Asok says, "Book deal! Cha-ching!!!"
Tuesday September 21,
2010
Tags new product, front, meeting, block of wood, cell phone, network, cool, business, technology
Transcript
Dogbert says, "Our new product is a useless block of wood." Dogbert says, "When customers complain that it won't make phone calls, we'll blame the network." The Boss says, "Who would want? whoa, this is cool." Dogbert says, "You'd be lucky to have one."
Saturday December 11,
2010
Tags social netowrks, Games, phones, curb pick up, dustbin of history, twitter
Transcript
Dogbert says, "The only thing that matter are social networks, games and phones." Dogbert says, "You're not working on any of that, so I arranged for the dustbin of history to do curb pickup." Asok says, "Please! I Twitter!" Garbage man says, "Too little, too late."
Sunday January 16,
2011
Tags laziness, meetings, optimism, vice presdient, unoccupied room, cell phone, finish soon, nap in cubilce, get work done, run errands, optimism like disappointement, technology
Transcript
The Boss says, "Our meeting room is being used by a vice president." The Boss says, "I need all of you to search for an unoccupied room. Call my cell when you find one." The Boss says, "I'll stay here in case they finish soon." Dilbert says, "Where are you going to look?" Wally says, "I'm going to take a nap in my cubicle and hope the problem takes care of itself." Dilbert says, "Good idea. I'll go get some work done." Alice says, "Perfect time to run some errands." The Boss says, "Optimism is a lot like disappointment."
Friday January 28,
2011
Tags act nervous, air travel, airport security, guards, more invasive, new pat down, procedures, situations, sleeper cell, terrorits, tsa, molestation
Transcript
Airport Security Man says, "Step over here, sleeper cell." Man says, "Our new pat down procedures might be more invasive than you're used to." Man says, "Only terrorists act nervous in these situations." Airport Security
Wednesday February 09,
2011
Tags mobile (cell) phones, text message, auto correction feature, weather holds, rude fresco, auto correction, feature
Transcript
Wally says, "I got your text message and I burped the grope plow armistice as you requested." Dilbert says, "Maybe you should turn off the auto-correction feature on your phone." Wally says, "If the weather holds, I'll flail the rude fresco tomorrow."


