magazine salesman: our publication is considering naming your company one of the best places to work. on a totally unrelated topic, our sales team will be contacting you about buying lots and lots of advertisements.
boss: and if we don't?
magazine salesman: who would want to work at a company that makes such bad decisions?
Carol: that stupid coronavirus is no match for a healthy, young leader such as yourself. freedom demands that you go to crowded indoor places without wearing your mask.
boss: are you trying to kill me?
carol: i'd say there's reasonable doubt.