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72 Results for Inventions
View 71 - 72 results for inventions comic strips. Discover the best "Inventions" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday July 10,
2000
Tags perfromance evaluation, 3% raise, earn a billion, steals as much
Transcript
The Boss says to Dilbert, "Write a performance evaluation for yourself." The Boss continues, "Shoot for about 3% raise...because that's what you're getting." Dilbert's computer states, "Dilbert's inventions will earn a billion dollars. But we think he steals almost as much."
Monday June 22,
1992
Tags the boss, Dilbert, accomplish, performance, worthless, generate, license
Transcript
Dilbert sits across from the Boss's desk. The Boss says, "Tell me what you've accomplished this year so I can write your performance appraisal." Dilbert answers, "The inventions I made last year - that you thought were worthless, will generate twelve million in license fees next year!" The Boss asks, "So, no real accomplishments THIS year?"


