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221 Results for Questions
View 71 - 80 results for questions comic strips. Discover the best "Questions" comics from Dilbert.com.
Sunday January 13,
2013
Tags air travel, extra legroom, aisle seat, no baby section, extra bag, priority boarding, in flight entertainment, flight insurance, wi-fi, airplane etxras
Transcript
Carol: Do you want extra legroom on your flight? It costs more. Boss: Yes. Carol: Do you want an aisle seat? That costs extra. Boss: Yes. Carol: Do you want a no-baby section? It costs extra. Boss: Yes. Carol: Extra bag? Boss: Yes. Carol: Meal? Boss: Yes. Carol: Priority boarding? Boss: Yes. Carol: In-flight entertainment? Wi-fi? Flight insurance? We're almost done. Just twelve more questions. Your ticket comes to $27,689. And it's only three stops! Boss: No let's do the return flight. One hour later.
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Saturday January 05,
2013
Tags frustration, managers & supervisors, meeting, never anticiptae, first draft, business
Transcript
Boss: I need you to help prepare me for my meeting tomorrow. Write up some answers to the questions we could never anticipate. Dilbert: I wouldn't expect much out of my first draft.
Friday November 23,
2012
Tags chain of command, district manager, ceo, braille toad, questions
Transcript
Boss: I send your question up the chain of command. I talked to the district manager who talked to his AVP who talked to his VP who talked to his SVP who talked to the CEO. The answer is that we need to shine the braille toad. Dilbert: Do you see any problem with our system?
Monday November 05,
2012
Tags 3d printer, answer questions, modeling (sculpture), pointy haired boss
Transcript
Carol: Your pointy-haired boss wants to know if you tested the new 3-D printer yet. Why aren't you answering my question? Whatever. Wally: Success.
Wednesday June 06,
2012
Tags editors, writing, pointless, confusing, technical writer, highly trained, trick question, paragraph two
Transcript
Dilbert: Your second paragraph is pointless and confusing. Let's just delete it. Tina: I'm a highly trained technical writer. What makes you think you can do my job better? Dilbert: That might be a trick questions, but I'm pretty sure the answer is paragraph two.
Saturday April 28,
2012
Tags service monkey, questions, respect, monkey, power point slides, animals
Transcript
Carl: Im Wally's service monkey, I'll be fielding any questions directed at wally. The Boss: With all due respect, a business meeting is no place for a monkey. Carl: With all due respect, that was a stronger argument before I saw your powerpoint slides.
Friday April 20,
2012
Tags business ethics, competitors network, elbonians, bribe blogger, limited capacity, self control, bury in woods
Transcript
Boss: Can you hack into our competitor's network and make it look as if the Elbonians did it? Dilbert: No. Boss: Can you bribe a blogger to write good things about our company? Dilbert: No. Boss: Now that I've worn down your limited capacity for self-control, I need you to bury something in the woods, no questions asked. Dilbert: Fine.
Tuesday January 24,
2012
Tags fighting, fraternization, virtual, ignorant blob, ugly wool suit, suggestions, form of questions
Transcript
Boss: Why don't you change this box to say "virtual"? Dilbert: Because I don't want it to look like it was written by an ignorant blob in an ugly wool suit. You probably shouldn't put your suggestions in the form of questions.
Thursday September 22,
2011
Tags joking, questioning, feel free, questions, ghosts have clothes, wedgie
Transcript
Boss: Are there any questions? Feel free to ask anything at all. Wally: Why do ghosts have clothes? Dilbert: If someone gives you a wedgie at the moment you die, will you have it for eternity?
Monday September 05,
2011
Tags anxiety, stress, creative, ethical shortcuts, less honest, questions, uncomfortable, job interview
Transcript
Interview Alice: Are you creative? Man: Oh, yes. I'm very creative. Alice: Research tells us that creative people take ethical shortcuts and are generally less honest. Man: Ooh. Alice: Do you take a long time to do things? Man: I don't know the right answer!


