Confused Comic Strips - Page 8

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

79 Results for Confused

View 71 - 79 results for confused comic strips. Discover the best "Confused" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags confused, irritation, misunderstanding, office, office workers, requests

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: Did you finish the specs I asked you for last week? Ted: You didn't follow up with me on that, so I assumed you didn't need them. Dilbert: I didn't need to follow up. I asked for the specs by today, and you said you would have them done. Ted: Yes, but then you didn't ask me again. Dilbert: There was no reason to ask you again. Ted: Obviously there was a reason because asking me once didn't work. Dilbert: Can you finish it by next week? Ted: Yes. Dilbert: Good. Ted: As long as you follow up.

Twizzle The Flurm

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Twizzle The Flurm - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags confused, employees, engineering, managers & supervisors, office workers

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: The engineers think I don't understand what they do all day. Catbert: Maybe it's because you don't. Boss: You too? Wally: My project is late because I had to twizzle the flurm. Boss: Okay, that sounds right.

Best In The Industry

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Best In The Industry - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags headphones, best, persuading, humor, confused, jokes

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: The headphones we make are the best in the industry. Man: Our marketing campaign will focus on how they cure brain tumors and raise your IQ. Dilbert: They don't do any of that. Man: This is exactly why we don't let engineers do marketing.

Counting Morons

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Counting Morons - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, office, office workers, sarcasm, moron

View Transcript

Transcript

office worker, dilbert and the boss at conference table. office worker: dilbert and i disagree on how to fix the bug. dilbert: for context, one of us is a moron, and one of us is always right. the boss: i'm confused because there are three of us here. dilbert: i forgot one moron.

More Communication

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
More Communication - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags boss, communication, confused, distraction, irony, managers & supervisors

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: What we need in this office is more communication and fewer distractions. Dilbert: Your goals are mutually exclusive. If you communicate more, you'll be distracting us more. Boss: Now I've lost my train of thought. Dilbert: Did my communication distract you?

Best Employees

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Best Employees  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags big business, confused, employees, customer service

View Transcript

Transcript

CEO: We have the best employees in the industry! Dilbert: Then why are we ranked last in customer satisfaction? CEO: I blame our customers. Wally: Why can't they be awesome like us?

Dilbert Gets His Head Fixed

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Dilbert Gets His Head Fixed  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags confused, employees, frustration, garbage, help, office workers

View Transcript

Transcript

Garbage Man: Looks like you've been beating your head against a wall in frustration. Stick your head in this garbage can to fix it. Dilbert: Why is this working? Garbage Man: Why wouldn't it?

Anecdotal Testing

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Anecdotal Testing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags boss, business, confused, engineering, sarcasm, tests

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: Have you tested this to know it will work? Dilbert: I tested it anecdotally. Boss: I don't know what that word means. Wally: Well played.

Wally Must Say Something

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Wally Must Say Something   - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags managers & supervisors, technology, meeting, attention, confused, face mask, follow-up, questions, project, employee, engagement, business

View Transcript

Transcript

wally thinking: i need to say something to show i'm paying attention. wally: i'm concerned that the project could reduce employee engagement. boss: what does that even mean? wally thinking: i wasn't expecting follow-up questions.