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Thursday January 07,
2016
Does It Matter If The Spreadsheet Is Wrong
Tags #idea, #reality, #accuracy, #creative accounting, #numbers, #math, #error, #excel, #spreadsheet, #education
Transcript
Alice: What are the odds that you made this complicated spreadsheet without any critical errors? Boss: Does it matter, as long as it gives me the answer I want? Alice: It should. Boss: But ask yourself if it does.
Monday April 17,
2017
Wally Volunteers For Vr Project
Tags #vr, #virtual reality, #nap, #sleeping, #work, #laziness, #work ethic, #deception
Transcript
Wally: I'd like to work on the VR headset project on top of my other duties. Boss: That's weird. You've never volunteered for extra work before. Wally: People change. Boss: Or not.
Tuesday April 18,
2017
Wally's Sleep Vr
Tags #vr, #virtual reality, #sleeping, #nap, #deception, #technology
Transcript
Wally: I wrote a VR program that creates the illusion you are asleep. Watch me demonstrate. ZZZZZ. CEO: How long should I watch?
Wednesday April 19,
2017
Evil Orc
Thursday April 20,
2017
Vr Cubicle
Tags #virtual reality, #office, #cubicle, #fantasy, #illusion
Transcript
Boss: We're going to use our VR technology to take over the cubicle business. Write a program that makes users feel as if they are working in a fabric-covered box. Dilbert: Maybe we should think outside the box. Boss: Stop resisting change.
Friday April 21,
2017
Virtual Vr And Jail Program
Tags #virtual reality, #cubicle, #office, #torture
Transcript
Dilbert: As you requested, I wrote a VR program that makes users feel as if they are in cubicles. I put only your name on the credits because I expect an angry mob to kill whoever created it. I also wrote a VR jail program in case you want to be in protective custody. Boss: I might need that.
Saturday April 22,
2017
Robot Tries Vr
Tags #robot, #virtual reality, #Entertainment, #reality, #technology
Transcript
Robot: Can I try the new VR headset? Dilbert: You're a robot. Robot: So? Dilbert: Um ... I Think my life just became meaningless.
Monday July 03,
2017
H Ired An Immersive Vr Employee
Tags #virtual reality, #vr, #invisibility, #privacy
Transcript
Boss: I hired an immersive VR employee named Kevin. You can only see him when you wear the VR headset. Dilbert: Um... Kevin, please stop doing that. Kevin: Oops. Sorry. I didn't think anyone could see me.
Tuesday July 04,
2017
Immersive Vr Employee Is Creepy
Tags #reality, #virtual reality, #vr, #sanity, #hallucination, #fantasy, #imagination, #therapy, #psychology
Transcript
Dilbert: We hired an immersive VR employee and it's freaking me out. I can only see him when I wear my VR goggles. I feel as if he's always watching me. Doctor: Sounds like you're crazy. I can fix that with a prescription cocktail that will turn you into an entirely new person. Kevin: Run.
Wednesday July 05,
2017
Immersive Vr Is Immortal
Tags #virtual reality, #vr, #mortality, #immortal, #human, #ai, #artificial intelligence
Transcript
Narrator: Kevin, the immersive VR employee. Dilbert: I have to keep reminding myself that you don't really exist. Kevin: I have to keep reminding myself that your organic personality was long ago replaced with prescription medications. Dilbert: At least I'm real! Kevin: At least I'm immortal. Tick-tock. Tick-tock.