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Monday February 21,
2005
Tags #glue stick, #quiet, #chapstick
Transcript
The boss: "Did I leave my chapstick in here? Ooh, there it is." "Tastes different." Wally: "I lost a good glue stick. But I gained a few hours of quiet."
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Thursday March 10,
2005
Tags #things that don't kill, #great minds, #think alike, #spilt milk, #different findings
Transcript
Wally: "Have you ever noticed that the things that don't kill you make you weaker?" "And great minds don't think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions." "I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill"
Tuesday August 16,
2005
Tags #keyword search function, #languages, #friulian, #kataang, #marry you, #topper, #feature creep
Transcript
Topper Versus the Feature Creep "We need to add a keyword search function." "That's nothing!" "It should also search in different languages including Friulian, Kataang, Horpa and Wagi." "I like your style." "That's nothing! I want to marry you in a civil union."
Friday April 21,
2006
Saturday March 24,
2007
Friday November 30,
2012
Tags #managers & supervisors, #consensus, #display leadership, #business
Transcript
Boss: See if you can get consensus on your idea and get back to me. Dilbert: Or you could display some leadership and get back to me. Boss: I'm leading you right now. Dilbert: Really? I thought it would feel different.
Friday January 25,
2008
Tags #chair, #butt hurt, #boss, #suboptimal, #normal
Transcript
Wally: My new chair can be adjusted to a jillion different positions. That practically guarantees I'm using it in a suboptimal way. I think it might be disabling me. Does that look normal to you?"
Wednesday March 19,
2008
Tags #breaks down, #cries, #date, #endless stories, #huge defects, #restaurant, #series of stoires, #soul crushed
Transcript
Dilbert: I look different from my online picture because it was taken before my coworkers crushed my soul. Would you like to hear an endless series of stories about a coworker you don't know?" Date: okay. Dilbert: Really? Gee, you must have some huge defects of your own. Date: I don't deserve to be happy!
Monday May 19,
2008
Tags #hands to boss, #insensitive, #plop, #toss, #worked all night, #disregard, #overlooked
Transcript
Dilbert: I worked all night to finish the assignments on time. The Boss: Toss it on the pile. Dilbert: I'd feel better if you used a different choice of words." The Boss: Plop it on the top.
Thursday January 21,
2010
Tags #elbonians, #war, #punching, #pow, #cultural sensitivity
Transcript
The Boss says, "Alice, I'm sending you to cultural sensitivity training before we meet with the Elbonians." The Boss says, "Last time you almost started a war." Alice says, "I made one little mistake." FLASHBACK Alice says, "And here's another way the women in my country are different." POW!!!