dilbert: hi, i'm dilbert, and this is my narrator.
dogbert: bob wondered when was the last time dilbert had washed his hands. it was a good question.
bob: what?
dilbert: just ignore the fore-shadowing.
the boss: our website doesn't look anything like the one you asked me to approve.
the boss: were you showing me a fake webpage so you could ignore my suggestions?
dilbert: all of this could have been avoided if you had told me you planned to look at it.
boss: we're moving our manufacturing operations to elbonia to save money.
dilbert: are you worried about elbonian government's reputation?
boss: nah. i try to stay out of the weeds.
dilbert: they're building concentration camps and rounding up dissenters. they intenionally poisoned a hundred thousand people in this country. they are habitual stealers of intellectual property, and they routinely ignore agreements they have signed. and they have a well-known goal of weakening other countries so they can dominate the world.
boss: why can you just admit i'm saving money?
