Information Booth Comic Strips - Page 8

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

163 Results for Information Booth

View 71 - 80 results for information booth comic strips. Discover the best "Information Booth" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 24, 2013's comic on:


Tags #computer programmers, #international economic integration, #unemployed, #immortal, #preventer of information, #services, #outsiurced, #buzzkill

View Transcript

Transcript

Mordac: I am Mordac, the preventer of information services, and I am immortal! Dilbert: Actually, in a few years your function will be either distributed across existing organizations or outsourced. Mordac: Well, that was a total buzzkill.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share September 09, 2014's comic on:


Tags #lying, #customers, #pitch, #software bugs, #present information, #good for us, #dont lable

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: When you talk to customers, stop mentioning our software bugs. Dilbert: Should I lie? Boss: No, no. I just need you to present the information that is good for us and leave out the rest. Dilbert: Lie by omission? Boss: It's better if we don't label it. Dilbert: Should I use my real name?

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 25, 2015's comic on:


Tags #alienation, #deception, #strategy, #toxic, #toxic relationship, #work ethic, #useless, #ambitous, #meetings, #incomplete information, #anxious, #hateful

View Transcript

Transcript

Wally: I'm already useless, but I'm thinking about becoming toxic as well. Dilbert: That seems ambitious for you. Wally: Think it through. As a useless person, I still get invited to meetings because I don't cause much trouble. But if I go full-toxic, no one will invite me to meetings in the first place. I can avoid a lot of work by nipping it in the bud. Dilbert: Is it hard to be toxic? How do you do it? Wally: It's easy. All you do is provide incomplete information that makes people anxious and hateful. I can't tell you what was said in that last meeting, but I defended you.

Wally Waits For Information

Thank you for voting.
Wally Waits For Information - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 17, 2017's comic on:


Tags #procrastination, #laziness, #work ethic, #deception

View Transcript

Transcript

Wally: Should I start working on my project now or wait until I have more information. Boss: When you put it that way, I guess you should wait. Dilbert: Isn't there always "more" information to be had? Wally: Don't ruin this for me.

Yelling At Tina

Thank you for voting.
Yelling At Tina - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share October 19, 2018's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #tina, #information, #requested, #disappointment, #normal, #tone, #voice, #yelling

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss: Tina says you yelled at her for not having the information you requested. Incorrect. I expressed my disappointment with a normal tone of voice. The Boss: Stop yelling at me!!! Dilbert: I no longer know what "yelling" means.

Why Did You Not Tell Me Sooner

Thank you for voting.
Why Did You Not Tell Me Sooner - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 10, 2019's comic on:


Tags #business, #career, #information, #office, #problem

View Transcript

Transcript

the boss to dilbert: why didn't you tell me about this problem earlier? dilbert: because you would have made decisions based on incomplete information and ruined my career. the boss walking away: okay, i didn't realize that was obvious.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 03, 2011's comic on:


Tags #embarrassment, #internet & world wide web, #website, #moradc, #nicknames, #client satisfactions surveys, #group monitors, #technology

View Transcript

Transcript

Mordac: Ted, the I.S. group monitors every website you visit. Based on that information, we came up with a list of nicknames for you. My job got a lot more fun after we stopped doing the client satisfaction surveys. Mordac

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 01, 2012's comic on:


Tags #gadgets, #google glasses, #Environment, #reasons, #not be your freind, #sweep tweets, #unsettling

View Transcript

Transcript

Tina: Those must be the Google glasses that give you information about your environment. Dilbert: Yes, and I see seventeen reasons to not be your friend. I'll sweep your dumb tweets off to the side. Tina: This is unsettling.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 03, 2012's comic on:


Tags #business ethics, #free app, #stealing personal info, #lodge complaint, #monthly subscription, #package, #history of contaxcts, #sells itself

View Transcript

Transcript

Customer: Your free app is stealing my personal information. I'd like to lodge a complaint. Dogbert: Buy our monthly subscription package or I'll send your browser history to your contacts. Dilbert: How's your app going? Dogbert: It practically sells itself.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 25, 2012's comic on:


Tags #jerk, #office workers, #unreliable, #experinced, #hound, #management

View Transcript

Transcript

Coworker: I'll get that information to you by Tuesday. Dilbert: You seem reliable. I'll schedule some time on Wednesday to hound you, and more time on Friday to escalate to your boss. Coworker: Are you trying to be a jerk? Dilbert: I'm experienced. It looks exactly the same.