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Friday December 13,
1991
Tags baby, Dilbert, woman, due, diet, Wally, question, next
Transcript
Dilbert asks a pregnant woman, "When's the baby due?" The woman says, "Baby? What baby?" The woman continues, "Can't a woman go off her diet for one day without getting that question??" Beads of sweat fly off Dilbert's forehead. The woman thinks, "Next . . ." Wally asks, "So, when's the baby due?"
Thursday February 17,
1994
Tags forgiveness, seek permission, personal risk, next reorganization, sound stupid, ask permission
Transcript
Wally: "I say it's easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission." TED : "I say it's better to seek permission, thus delaying your personal risk until it all becomes moot in the next reorganization." Wally: "That makes mine sound kinda stupid." TED: "Get over it."
Monday March 21,
1994
Tags dilbert date, asks lunch date, cheryl, full of lunch, rejection, next week, turned down, lame excuse, office, co worker
Transcript
Dilbert: Hi Cheryl. would you like to have lunch with me next week? Cheryl: I..uh...already ate lunch. Im not hungry. Dilbert: Im talking about next week!! Cheryl: I don't think I can have another bite, all full.
Thursday March 24,
1994
Tags Dogbert, world will end, year 2000, compelling logic, news
Transcript
Dogbert: I've become a doomsday prophet so I can scare gullible people. Im telling everyone the world will end in year 2000. My compelling logic is that 2000 is a big round number. Dogbert: Its BIIIG and ROOUND Dilbert: Stop it!!!
Friday March 25,
1994
Tags world ends, year 2000, creator, universe, counting system, round numbers, feeling anxiety, dog, rat, conversation, animals
Transcript
Dogbert: "I'm predicting the world will end in the year 2000." "The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers." "So you really want to avoid being, let's say, in mobile home number 1,000,000 in the year 2000." Ratbert: "I'm feeling anxiety."
Tuesday June 07,
1994
Tags video conference, desktop, telecommuting, level of professionalism, share document, next time
Transcript
"This desktop video conference thing is great!" "Even though you're telecommuting, you still maintain a level of professionalism." "Let's share a document next time."
Thursday August 11,
1994
Tags tough year, special team, much smaller team
Transcript
"This will be a tough year for the company." "It will take a special kind of team to get by." "Go team!" "Team! Team!" "Yes!" "Specifically, it will take a much smaller team."
Saturday October 22,
1994
Tags computer, academy award winner, next years award, best actor, technology
Transcript
"To configure the software, enter the name of next year's academy award winner for best actor." "Please wait."
Monday November 07,
1994
Tags dignity, creativity, precious earth, blood drive, three pint minimum
Transcript
The Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice and a man sit at a conference table. The man says, "This job has taken my dignity, my self-esteem, my creativity and my precious time on this earth." The man continues, "You've taken all I have! There's nothing left to give!!!" The Boss says, "The blood drive is next week. This year it's mandatory . . . And a three-pint minimum."
Friday December 30,
1994
Tags paintball tournament, next team building exercise, easy sport, employees unhappy
Transcript
The Boss says to Dilbert, Wally and Alice, "I've decided that our next team-building exercise will be a paintball tournament." Alice, Wally and Dilbert think, "This is not a good thing." The Boss stands outside Dilbert's cubicle holding a paintball gun and wearing goggles. He peers around the doorway and thinks, "It's a deceptively easy sport."