Asok: Housing costs are so high that I had to move into a restroom stall.
Man: I live in the park under a pile of wet cardboard.
Asok: Have you tried a stall?
Man: No, I'm too outdoorsy for that.
dilbert thinking: looks like it will be another full day of interacting with people i wouldn't pull out of a burning car even if i were made of asbestos. my only hope is to stay busy doing mindless tasks.
dilbert: do you have any mindless tasks for me?
boss: take one from the top of the pile.