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407 Results for Product Mock Up
View 71 - 80 results for product mock up comic strips. Discover the best "Product Mock Up" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday June 15,
2004
Tags #invoice, #preferred vendor system, #quality product, #scowl, #small biuinessman
Transcript
I may be a small businessman but I can provide a quality product to your company. The Boss: I'll ask alice to show you how to get into our referred vendor system. Alice: He can already invoice! Wally: he has your scowl.
Saturday July 24,
2004
Tags #marketing, #dumpster diving, #feral, #product specs, #feral employee, #business
Transcript
The feral employee Marketing wouldn't give me the product specs. So I made this face and rifled through their dumpster. and you found the product specs? French fry.
Tuesday August 17,
2004
Tags #product designer, #function, #design, #everything, #quality, #news, #emotional impact, #hard to look at
Transcript
"Product designer" Dogbert: "Function means nothing. Design is everything." "Quality is yesterday's news. Today we focus on the emotional impact of the product." Dilbert: "But it still needs quality, right?" Dogbert: "You are so-o-o-o hard to look at."
Wednesday August 18,
2004
Tags #product designer, #success, #best artists, #design professionals, #ate crayons, #intruders
Transcript
Product designer Dogbert: Good design is essential to you success. Thats why I empty only the best artists and design professionals. Who ate all the crayons again?! Ratbert: Intruders?
Thursday August 19,
2004
Tags #product design, #consumer electronics, #form emotional bond, #ego influenced, #design process
Transcript
Product designer Dogbert: I bring you the future of product design for consumer electronics. Dogbert: Behold Natures perfect shape! your customers will form and emotional bond, Dilbert: Do you think your ego influenced the design process? The boss: Its wagging. Dogbert: Bah!
Wednesday July 25,
2012
Tags #writers, #product descirption, #26 oclock, #fleemsday, #group writing, #real
Transcript
Tina: Can we schedule a time to write the product description together? Dilbert: Sure. How about 26 o'clock next Fleemsday? Tina: That's not a real time. Dilbert: It's as real as the productivity of group writing.
Wednesday November 10,
2004
Tags #revenue, #people killed by product, #health risks, #kills people
Transcript
The Boss: "Our revenue is now double the number of people that our product has killed recently." Asok: "Our product costs $80. Are you saying that each one kills 40 people?" The Boss: "Our customers know the health risks, so technically they're killing themselves." Group: "So technically we aren't scum?"
Monday November 15,
2004
Tags #product development, #brain storm ideas, #boredom, #chocolate cake, #after lunch, #roast beef mittens
Transcript
Product development The boss: first we'll cover the walls with brain storm ideas. How about something that turns boredom into chocolate cake? The Boss: I should have done this after lunch. Roast beef mittens?
Sunday March 28,
1999
Tags #little experiment, #stupid opinion, #aggressively mock, #passing fad, #internet is fad, #internet is everywhere, #back up plan, #attribute opinon
Transcript
Dilbert is sitting on the couch, eating, watching TV. Dogbert says to him, "I'm trying a little experiment tonight." Dobert continues, "I'll attribute a stupid opinion to you..." "Then I"ll aggressively mock you while you sit there saying nothing." Dogbert says, "So, according to you, the internet is a passing fad." Dogbert screams, "You moron! Look around you! The internet is everywhere!" Then, "And there's nothing you can do about it! Nothing!" Dilbert, who has turned back to the TV, asks, "How did that feel?" Dogbert replies, "Quite satisfying." Dilbert offers Dogbert some of what he's eating. Dogbert then adds, "I needed a backup plan in case you every get laryngitis."
Tuesday October 11,
2005
Tags #trends are positive, #crushing debt, #moronic management, #aging product line
Transcript
Tina writes the Annual Report All trends are positive. Footnote 5: Unless you consider our crushing debt, moronic management, and aging product line. "What font is this? It's so tiny." "Enron Beelzebub."