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75 Results for Quite Beautiful
View 71 - 75 results for quite beautiful comic strips. Discover the best "Quite Beautiful" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday December 06,
2014
No More Than Eight People In A Meeting
Tags #autobiography, #executives, #ghost writers, #quote, #quotes, #co author, #meetings, #rules
Transcript
Dilbert: Your rule is that no more than eight people should attend a meeting, so I can't let you sit down. CEO: When did I say that? Dilbert: It was in a book you co-wrote. CEO: I knew I should have skimmed that thing. Dilbert: Your unknown co-author is quite wise.
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Tuesday December 26,
2017
Cracked Screen
Tags #phone, #cell phone, #fragile, #design, #screen, #case, #technology
Transcript
Dilbert: Introducing our new mobile phone product, the BSB 100. BSB stands for Beautiful, Slippery, and Brittle. Oops. Voice: What's the 100 stand for? Dilbert: That's how many times you'll have to replace a cracked screen.
Monday January 13,
2020
Smarter Than An Engineer
Saturday June 20,
2020
An Empty Offce
Tags #freedom, #hygiene, #office, #office workers, #telecommute
Transcript
Dilbert: The office is a beautiful place when everyone else is working from home. No distractions, private bathroom, and I no longer need to suppress my bodily noises. Brraaaap! Freedom!
Wednesday February 24,
2021
You Make Luck
Tags #business, #technology, #luck, #wisdom, #rewiring, #super, #employee, #double, #workload, #brain, #rewire, #monster
Transcript
boss: remember, asok, you don't find luck, you go out and make it. asok yelling and waving arms: i feel your wisdom rewiring my brain and turning me into a super-employee! boss: it usually doesn't work this fast. asok: please double my workload, you beautiful monster!