Sharing Hotel Room Comic Strips - Page 8

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

366 Results for Sharing Hotel Room

View 71 - 80 results for sharing hotel room comic strips. Discover the best "Sharing Hotel Room" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 03, 2005's comic on:


Tags #sharing cubicle, #one chair, #sit on lap, #star trek

View Transcript

Transcript

I hope you don't mind that I'll be sharing your cubicle. "Umm...I don't mind." "There's only one chair. Do you mind if I sit on your lap?" "Umm...I don't mind. I can't imagine how this could be better." "Which one of the Star Trek series did you like best?"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 13, 2005's comic on:


Tags #wake up call, #^am, #bellmen, #head of bed, #blind maids, #pants, #manager, #five star hotel

View Transcript

Transcript

Five-Star Hotel The Boss: "I'd like a wake-up call at 6 a.m. and a second one at 6:15." "Then I'd like a team of bellmen to lift the head of the bed while blind maids hold my pants so I can slide into them." "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I AM a manager."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 31, 2012's comic on:


Tags #gadgets, #pizza, #mens room, #ipad, #newspaper, #pizza delivery, #Entertainment

View Transcript

Transcript

Alice: Have you seen Wally? Dilbert: He's been in the men's room for two days. He used to leave when he was done reading the paper, but he switched to an iPad and now he doesn't know when he's finished. Alice: He has to come out to eat. Pizza Guy: I have a pizza for the third stall.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 04, 2013's comic on:


Tags #etiquette & ethics, #telepresnece, #carbon based units, #on line, #third stall, #mens room, #etiquette

View Transcript

Transcript

Robot: I told Wally he could use my body for telepresence. He's coming online now. Wally: Greetings, carbon-based units. I come to you from the third stall in the men's room. Boss: This is what happens when our techhnology evolves faster than our etiquette.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share February 08, 2008's comic on:


Tags #five year plan, #five minutes, #office, #room, #conference room

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss: My new five-year plan looks like this. Plan Dilbert: How can you have a five-year plan when you don't know what will happen in five minutes? Ted: We have this room now. The Boss: Bad timing, Shoo! Shoo!"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 05, 2008's comic on:


Tags #conference room, #where hope goes to die, #the rectangle of futility

View Transcript

Transcript

A man says, "I'm here for an interview in a conference room named..." The man says, 'Where Hope Goes to Die'" Carol says, "It's the first one past 'The Rectangle of Futility.'"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 02, 2008's comic on:


Tags #boss, #office workers, #conference room chairs, #cubicles, #steal chairs, #steal

View Transcript

Transcript

The boss: Carol I want you to take any conference room chairs that re in cubicles and put them back where they belong. Carol: People are going to steal the chairs back as soon as I leave. The boss: Maybe, but do it anyways. Carol: So... we agree that there's no way to tell if I really did it?

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 29, 2008's comic on:


Tags #bookings, #frustration, #hell, #trip, #wasn't hotel, #flyer to hell, #swarm of locusts

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss says, "That hotel you booked for the management offsite meeting wasn't actually a hotel." The Boss says, "I'm fairly sure it was the foyer to hell." Carol says, "What gave you that idea?" The Boss says, "Our concierge was a swarm of locusts!!!"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 16, 2010's comic on:


Tags #unholy alliance, #plan, #meeting room, #love, #cheese, #happy, #relationships

View Transcript

Transcript

Wally says, "I propose an unholy alliance." Carol says, "You have my attention." Wally says, "Reserve every meeting room under my name for the year. That way you won't need to do any scheduling, and I won't need to attend any meetings." Wally says, "Don't panic; that strange feeling is you falling in love with me." Carol says, "It feels like I'm eating cheese!"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 01, 2010's comic on:


Tags #human resources, #complaint, #cat, #lunch, #clean room, #loofah, #french bread, #itch back, #animals, #business

View Transcript

Transcript

Catbert says, "I'm getting a lot of complaints about you eating your lunch in the clean room." Catbert says, "And people don't like it when you use a loofah in there." The Boss says, "That's my french bread. And I can't help it if my back itches."