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103 Results for Story
View 71 - 80 results for story comic strips. Discover the best "Story" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday April 01,
2005
Tags habitual liar, skull, talking skull, running marathin, genie in bottle
Transcript
Habitual Liar: Alice: Are you sticking with you story that you're still alive?" Liar: "I feel terrific!" "I'm running a marathon later today." Low Priced Cremations While You Wait "I'm a gennie in a bottle! Make a wish!" Alice: "GAAA!!!"
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Saturday November 19,
2005
Tags gullible world magazine, engineering, before and after, picture, before picture pose, sexy
Transcript
"May I take your picture for a feature story in 'Gullible World' magazine?" "It's a story about how engineering makes you sexier." "Gosh, okay." "Perfect. Now all I need is someone to pose for the 'After' picture."
Tuesday May 02,
2006
Saturday May 27,
2006
Tuesday February 20,
2007
Tags asthmatic dwarves, polygamous serial killers, reporter, slouch, wheeze, homicide, hen pecked
Transcript
Dogbert does public relations "Our products are made by asthmatic dwarves. You should do a story on that." "Not enough? Okay, what if the dwarves are also polygamous serial killers?" "When you talk to the reporter, try to slouch, wheeze, and act henpicked to the point of homicide."
Wednesday April 11,
2007
Saturday February 23,
2008
Tags firing, humorless stain, interview boss, soul of humanity, support thesis, worship satan
Transcript
Dogbert: The Dogbert gazette is doing a story on your firing of an employee for posting a comic on the wall. I need some quotes that support my thesis of you being a humorless stain on the soul of humanity. Would you say you worship satan, or do you simply respect his nonsense approach to discipline?
Wednesday March 05,
2008
Tags woman, confides, sad story, piano fell on head, dilbert laughs, killed brother
Transcript
Woman: I used to have a brother, but a piano fell on his head. Dilbert: Hee hee!" Dilbert: Sometimes I laugh at the wrong times.
Tuesday April 06,
2010
Tags proofread, technical document, acronyms, change, misread, bullet points, idiots, story, pet, wag tail, dog, stories, sit on rock, outside, jacket, animals
Transcript
Dilbert says, "A technical writer misinterpreted the acronyms in my draft technical paper." Dilbert says, "But that's okay because my pointy-haired boss will turn it into content-free bullet points and show it to idiots." Dogbert says, "I like stories with lots of idiots in them." Dilbert says, "Glad to help."
Saturday November 06,
2010
Tags meeting, heart attack, bad boss, swedish study, fall over, feet up, dead, surprise, business
Transcript
Wally says, "A Swedish study in 2009 showed that people with bad bosses had 40% more heart attacks." Coworker says, "Aaak!!!" Wally says, "I should want you that I'll probably tell this story a few times."

