Boss: The laser communication prototype you built for NASA accidentally vaporized the alien ship heading our way. If it got off a message to its home planet, your stupidity has doomed humanity to annihilation. Also, you didn't complete your mandatory training in chair safety.
Alice: Your so-called breakthrough in artificial intelligence is a fraud. I talked to it for an hour, and everything it said was stupid. Wait...that's the same as using Twitter.
Dilbert: Is it too soon to call me a genius?
court of stupidity
judge with gavel: the court rules that dilbert should magically know what his boss wants at all times.
dilbert: i'm not a mind-reader!
judge: prove it!
dilbert: how can i prove i can't read minds?
judge: easy. tell me what i'm not thinking.