boss video conferencing with carl: carl, i hired you because you are tall, but now it doesn't matter because everyone looks the same height on zoom. your height advantage has disappeared, so today will be your last day with the company.
carl: maybe instead you could cut my pay to the same level as short people.
boss: that just might work.
dilbert holding out banana: i'm not hungry today. do you want my banana?
boss: that's an apple.
dilbert: um..no this is a banana.
boss: clearly it is not.
dilbert: i can't believe you are making me do a google search to prove i know what a banana is. see? those are bananas. this looks just like the photos. this is a banana.
those images are doctored.
dilbert yelling: there are a million banana images! they are not all doctored!
boss: you know how i know you are wrong? because you never admit you are wrong. gotcha!
dilbert yelling: that is not a thing!!!
boss: that's exactly what all the people who are wrong say.