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964 Results for Asok
View 821 - 830 results for Asok comic strips. Discover the best "Asok" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday February 01,
2016
Fbi Has Been Tracking Asok
Tags terrorism, terrorist, radicalization, extremism, frustration, manager, leader, fbi
Transcript
Man: We've been tracking an accused terrorist named Asok. We believe he was radicalized here. Woman: What did you do to him? Boss: Leadership? Man: Yup. That's the top cause.
Tuesday February 02,
2016
Something About Asok Was Wrong
Tags terrorism, terrorist, radicalization, leadership, managers, frustration, humor
Transcript
Boss: Where's Asok? Dilbert: The FBI took him on suspicion of being a terrorist. Boss: Now that you mention it, something about him was wrong. Dilbert: Was it his boss? Boss: Was that a joke? Dilbert: I'm not sure. I don't have a sense of humor, either.
Wednesday February 03,
2016
Closer To Being A Terrorist
Tags Religion, logic, terrorism, terrorist, radicalization, extremism, fbi, interrogation
Transcript
FBI Secret Facility. Asok: I am a nonviolent Hindu. You use violence as a tool, and your religion is centered around one of Islam's prophets. So... technically, you're closer to being a radical Islamic terrorist than I am. Agent: I hate engineers.
Thursday February 04,
2016
Asok Returns From Fbi
Tags racism, arrest, terrorist, terrorism, protest, friendship, relationship, commitment, apathy, relationships
Transcript
Asok: The FBI held me for three weeks on suspicion that I was a terrorist. I assume you were protesting outside the FBI building the entire time and they didn't tell me. Because racism? Dilbert: Oh, right. Yes. We were protesting the entire time.
Tuesday February 23,
2016
Asok Needs Money And Social Life
Wednesday February 24,
2016
Asok's Goal
Tags goals, employment, driver, ride share, rideshare, dream, turnover
Transcript
Asok: Is it important to have goals? Boss: Yes! You need goals to succeed. Asok: Good, because my goal is to become an Uber driver. I quit. What is your goal? Boss: Reducing employee turnover.
Thursday February 25,
2016
Asok The Uber Driver
Tags driver, taxi, ride share, rideshare, money, compensation, wages
Transcript
Asok: Today is my first day as an Uber driver. I love the flexibility! I only have to work 75 hours a week and can pay my rent. Man: With plenty left over? Asok: Are you going to finish that sandwich?
Friday February 26,
2016
Asok Asks For His Job Back
Tags driver, money, taxi, ride share, rideshare, disillusionment
Transcript
Asok: I'm here to beg for my job back. Driving for Uber was less glamorous than I'd hoped. My mental health and my bladder have been stretched to their limits. Boss: Maybe we could discuss this over a tiled floor area.
Saturday February 27,
2016
Asok Remembers Being An Uber Driver
Monday February 29,
2016
Asok Has Tasted The Sweet Freedom Of Uber
Tags experience, guest artist, introspection, john glynn, wisdom
Transcript
Asok: Now that I have tasted the sweet freedom of being an Uber driver, how can I go back to this life? Wally: Try looking deep within yourself, Asok. Asok: You are even wiser than usual. Wally: You'll need a flashlight and yoga lessons.

