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Thursday September 07,
2000
Tags amoeba, boss, cry, cubicle, doing work, gets fired, key board, one cell organism, secrete
Transcript
The Boss: This isn't working out. I have to let you go, Maybe you can get your old job back at far works. The Boss: Great, Now he's going to secrete.
Monday September 04,
2000
Tags feel harassed, multi celled life form, resume, shake hands, yelp
Transcript
During an interview, the Boss says to the cell "Your resume says you're a multi-celled life form." The Boss continues, "That's exactly what we're looking for!" The Boss begins shaking the cell. "I'm trying to shake hands. If you feel harassed in any way just let out a yelp."
Friday August 18,
2000
Tags conditioning worsening, easiest rounds, home early, layoffs, storm, trick
Transcript
The Boss types on his computer, "Due to worsening storm conditions, all 'non-essential' personnel may go home early." The Boss reaches in his desk drawer. The Boss peers out the window in his office through his binoculars and thinks to himself, "This will be the earliest round of layoffs ever."
Thursday July 27,
2000
Tags upgraded three things, broke three things, terms, computer work
Transcript
The I.S. employee says to Noriko, "Well, I upgraded three things and I accidentally broke three things." The I.S. employee continues, "In I.S. terms, I came out ahead." Noriko responds, "Does my computer work?" The I.S. employee replies, "No, but if it did, it would be much faster."
Saturday July 08,
2000
Tags alice screams, jaw unhinges, mad, frighten hoagie, lunch room, break room, screams at lulu, frightening
Transcript
Alice: LULU, you've stalled my project for long enough, I want your input. NOW!! Alice: I found out my jaw unhinges when Im mad> Asok: You frighten my hoagie.
Saturday July 01,
2000
Tags company concierge, alibi, lye, a barrel, police, break you, legal
Transcript
An employee says to Ratbert the Concierge, "I need an alibi." The employee continues, "The police will try to beat the truth out of you, but don't let them break you!" The employee goes on, "I also need lye...and a barrel...better yet, make that two barrels."
Saturday June 24,
2000
Tags worst date ever, whats on ground, bends over, check out ass, not so good
Transcript
Ming and Dilbert are walking together as Ming talks on her cell phone. "Yeah, I'm having the worst date ever. I'll check." Ming asks Dilbert, "What's that on the ground? It looks interesting?" Dilbert bends down tolook. Ming begins talking on her cell phone again. "Not so good."
Wednesday June 21,
2000
Tags insulted, same level, attractness, hot sexy car, electric car
Transcript
Ming says to Dilbert, "Frankly, I'm insulted that you asked me out." Ming continues, "It means you think we're about the same level of attractiveness." Ming then says to Dilbert, "You'd better have one heckuva sexy car." Dilbert replies, "It's electric."
Tuesday June 20,
2000
Tags male brain, treat like dirt, good personalities, overated, getting hot
Transcript
Ming says to Dilbert, "Help me understand the male brain, Dilbert." Ming asks Dilbert, "I treat you like dirt and you ask me out on a date?" Dilbert replies, "Good personalities are overrated." Ming responds, "You're getting me all hot over here."
Thursday June 08,
2000
Tags boss, edfred, freak, new hire, new plan, trust, two faced employee, two headed
Transcript
EDFRED: Hi, Im Edfred the two faced employee. If you tell your boss his new plan is stupid I'll back you up. Dilbert: Really? I don't like the looks of this.

