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View 841 - 850 results for rich people comic strips. Discover the best "Rich People" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday July 12,
2005
Tags don't sit by popel, full flight, suitcase, overhead comaprtment, bin, scotch over
Transcript
"Your seat is next to mine, but I don't like to sit by people." "It's a full flight, so I don't see how I could...oh dear..." "No, I wll not 'scooch over.'" "News!"
Saturday August 06,
2005
Tags comapny, sells defective prodcuts, karma, bed doodle, wandered, bad things, they deserve it
Transcript
Dilbert: "Sometimes I feel guilty because my company sells defective products." DOgbert: "I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day and I assume they deserve it." Dilbert: "By the way, where are we?" Dogbert: "I think we wandered into a bad doodle."
Thursday August 11,
2005
Tags project post mortem, colossal ineptitude, natural talents, unfocused honest
Transcript
The boss: "The project post-mortem will only be helpful if each of you is honest about what went wrong." "Your colossal ineptitude as a leader suppressed our natural talents, leaving us listless and unfocused." "And by 'honest', I mean blaming people who aren't here." "Look! You're doing it again!"
Monday August 29,
2005
Tags discount religin, tithing 5%, sin is in, no time with joiners
Transcript
I decided to start a discount religion. "The tithing would only be 5% and I'd let people sin as much as they wanted." BOOK "The only problem is that I don't want to spend time with anyone who would join that sort of religion."
Tuesday September 13,
2005
Thursday September 15,
2005
Monday September 19,
2005
Tuesday October 04,
2005
Tags no meetings, create work, canceled them, drop in
Transcript
"Carol, why don't I have any meetings today?" "Your meetings create work for me, so I canceled them." "Maybe I could drop in on some people." "Harpoon."
Thursday October 13,
2005
Tags liberty, calculating, how eich, willing to date, happily married, four trillion dollars
Transcript
Carol: I took the liberty of calculating how rich you'd have to be... "Before I'd be willing to date you. The number is four trillion dollars." "You're happily married." "That's all factored in."
Saturday October 29,
2005
Tags happiness not realted, level of wealth, relative wealth, good job
Transcript
"Research has shown that happiness is not related to one's absolute level of wealth." "What matters is one's relative wealth compared to other people." "So, if I do a good job, could you cut this guy's pay?"


