Tina: why didn't you tell me you canceled the meeting?!!
dilbert: i did.
Tina: you absolutely did not. i would certainly remember if you did.
dilbert: here are the text messages when i told you i canceled the meeting and you conformed.
Alice in a daze.
Dilbert: uh-oh. i seemed to have triggered cognitive dissonance. whatever you say next is likely to be an absurdity that allows you to be right when you are wrong.
Tina: i told you frogs don't have hooves, but you insisted they did! admit you were wrong! i win you liar!
dilbert thinking: this show never gets old.