Just Beyond Grasp Comic Strips - Page 87

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

1000 Results for Just Beyond Grasp

View 861 - 870 results for just beyond grasp comic strips. Discover the best "Just Beyond Grasp" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share October 27, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

"I want to debate with people on the Internet but I worry that I'm not smart enough." "Maybe I'll just read what the smart people are saying." "Okay, I'm in."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 02, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

Wally in Marketing "We'll need a name for this product." "What do you call something that just occupies space and smells bad?" "What was your name again?" "I don't like where this is heading."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 07, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

I just saw Mort in his cubicle. I think he's...dead. "I noticed that yesterday." "And you didn't say anything???! Were you thinking he's just as dead tomorrow and someone else can do the paperwork?" "Wait. That's pretty good thinking..." "I was proud of it."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 11, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

I need some data from an unreachable guy named Ed. What should I do? "Just make up a bunch of data like everyone else does." "Everyone else does that?" "Are you doubting my data?"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 15, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

"They're filming a movie downtown. I just saw Brad Pitt!" "That's nothing." "I once used too much fake tanning spray and the next thing I knew, Brad and Angelina adopted me." "You're saying Angelina Jolie is your mom?" "Until I talked her out of bottle feeding."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 25, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

"When I was a kid, we didn't have any cell phones, iPods, video games, or computers." "I played outside. My only toy was tree bark." "Were you raised by squirrels?" "No, I'm just mature."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 28, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

I've been trying for six months to solve this engineering problem. It might be impossible. "Just turn it sideways and it will fit perfectly." "Okay...Now I have to kill you."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 05, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "Every absence counts as one 'occurrence' whether it is one day or more." "I just got a headache. I'll see you in a year. Or as I like to call it, one occurrence." "If something is worth having, it's worth abusing."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 11, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

I need your comments on this before I submit it. "Just leave it here and hope I become the sort of boss who gets around to doing that sort of thing." "Did someone tell you that hope works?"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 12, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

Flashback: Indian Institute of Technology. "Your telekinesis grades are very good, young Asok." "Always remember that you may not use your powers in front of the ungifted." Present Day "What the...? I just blinked and the last doughnut disappeared!"