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Tags rebalance 401k, new starategy, element of surprise

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The Boss: Our new strategy has never worked for anyone before. "That will give us the element of surprise." "Let's get started!" Dilbert: "Can I rebalance my 401(k) first?"

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Tags family friendly policy, implemented, children, parents, needs of family, school, sick, rugby game, denta;appoitments, responsibility of parent, surprised, Family, education, medical

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Carol: "I'd like to take advantage of our new family friendly policy." "Three of my kids have bronchitis, two have dental appointments, one is in a school play, and one has a rugby game." "In all likelihood, you will never see me again." The boss: "We didn't think this through."

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Tags intern, test pilot, new moon, shuttle prototype, wiser, monkey on first flight

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The Boss: "Asok, I need an intern to test-pilot our new moon shuttle prototype." Asok: "Wouldn't it be wiser to send a monkey on the first flight?" The Boss: "You're thinking of the second flight."

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Tags disciuss company politics, career monefield, project, new strategic direction, upcoming reorganization, plan to criticize, something good happens

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The Boss: "I'm not allowed to discuss the company politics that form a career minefield around your project." "And I can't tell you the company's new strategic direction, or anything about our upcoming reorg." The boss: "My plan is to criticize you until something good happens."

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Tags firing, incompetent, another job, lack of training, new job, incompetence, normal

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The Boss: "Bruce, you're totally incompetent at your job, so I've moving you to another job." "I'm hoping your lack of training for your new job will make your incompetence seem normal." Half of this job is know when to give up."

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Tags cubicle, too small, spoiled, sneaks up

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Wally: My new cubicle is too small. It looks fine to me." "It only seems small because you were so spoiled before." wally: "I didn't feel spoiled." Dilbert: "Apparently it sneaks up on you."

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Tags new years eve, celebrate calendar event, hair brush as loofah

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Ratbert: What kind of party are we having for New Year's Eve? Dilbert: "Why would I celebrate an arbitrary calendar event?" Ratbert: "Suddenly I don't feel so bad about using your hairbrush as a loofah."

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Tags day off, empty office, holiday, loser, new years day, work, worked

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Tina: What did you do for New Year's Day? Dilbert: I forgot it was a holiday and came to work for ten hours." Tina: That's sort of loserish. Dilbert: Thanks for labeling it.

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Tags corner, cubilce, door, fantasy, nutrients, office, replacement, giant mushroom

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The Boss: Now that you're out of the loop, your new cubicle will be a giant mushroom. It's a pleasant environment except when the mushroom gets its nutrients. wally: Nutrients?

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Tags argument, blame, boss, disater, fault, new software, recommended against, responsible

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Alice: The new software is a disaster. The Boss: They why did you recommend it? Alice: This software is your idea. I recommended against it! So who's fault is it? The Boss: The person with the unpersuasive recommendations?