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Wednesday January 05,
2005
Tags receptionist, delivery man, attractive people, positions
Transcript
Carol: "I might appear to be a receptionist, but I'm not." "Believe me, I know that. Companies generally put attractive people in those positions." Carol: "I don't like where this is heading." "I'll wait until she get's back. Yum-Yum."
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Wednesday January 19,
2005
Tags gay boss, nelson, male, no bomus, train to be boss, support family, gay, dating rugby team
Transcript
The Boss: Tina, this is your new supervisor, Nelson. You'll be training him to be your boss. The Boss: There won't be any bonuses this year because i gave it all to nelson. he's a man, sio he needs to support a family. Nelson: Im gay The Boss: Um....civil union and adoption, right? Nelson: Im dating a rugby team.
Tuesday March 22,
2005
Tags arguments, based on definiatoons, fascist, wearing pajamas, wearing top
Transcript
Dogbert: "From now on, all of my arguments will be based on definitions that are not in any dictionary." "For example, I could argue that you're a facist because you're wearing pajamas." Dilbert: "I'm only wearing the top." Dogbert: "Man I wish I didn't know that."
Thursday June 16,
2005
Tags dogbert consultsincentivize the resources, grow bandwidth, end state vision, kimono, consult and blabbery, core competencies, brain dump
Transcript
Dogbert consults. Incentivize the resources to grow within their bandwidth to your end-state vision. "Don't open the Kimono until you ping the change agent for brain dump and drill down to your core competencies." "Confused look...huge invoice...this man is a victim of consult and blabbery."
Monday September 05,
2005
Tuesday October 18,
2005
Tags court ordered, email records, deleted, system mainentance, wink wink, flirting, in on it, scam
Transcript
Company Lawyer "The court ordered us to turn over all of our e-mail records." "Gosh, I sure hope they don't get deleted during regularly scheduled system maintenance." "Oh no. That would be bad! Wink! Wink!" "Good grief, man! How can you be flirting at a time like this?"
Tuesday December 20,
2005
Tags intermediate species, hominid, oyster, light sensitive blob, serious pearl
Transcript
"Your resume says you're some kind of intermediary species." "That's right." "I'm halfway between hominid and oyster. Someday I hope my light-sensitive blob will become an eye!" "I don't think we can use you." "Oh, man, you're giving me a serious pearl."
Tuesday January 17,
2006
Friday March 17,
2006
Tags loud guy section, no loud guy, date, man screams, stories, noise, restaurant, customers, hostess, table nearby
Transcript
Would you like to be seated in the loud guy section or no loud guy? Menu "They both sound good. We'll try the loud guy section." "I hope he has good stories." "AND THEN!"

