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1000 Results for Garbage Man
View 881 - 890 results for garbage man comic strips. Discover the best "Garbage Man" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday May 29,
2006
Top Dilbert Searches
marketing, project, cloud, catbert, leadership, budget, birthday, engineer, time sheet, sales, wally, strategy, dogbert, powerpoint, project management, topper, leader, boss, change, meeting, data, management, mordac
Friday July 14,
2006
Tags congress, lobbying, money, politicians, Politics, voting, corruption, enthusiasm
Transcript
Dogbert the Lobbyist Dogbert: Congressman, I will give you this bag of money if you vote for tax breaks for my client. Try to be less obvious than the last time. Congressman: Yes! I vote yes! Man: Smooth.
Saturday July 15,
2006
Tags criticism, democracy, government, lobbying, Politics, middle east, oil
Transcript
Dogbert: You're in luck. I've lobbied the governments of several countries to attack your country and liberate you and your oil. Man: We're already a democratic country! You're confusing us with North Elbonia! Dogbert: For a nitpicker, you sure dress poorly.
Wednesday December 20,
2006
Tags death & dying, insurance, luck, sales, life insurance
Transcript
Bob, the unluckiest insurance agent. Bob: You're making a good decision. Man: Gaaak!
Friday December 29,
2006
Friday May 11,
2007
Transcript
Dogbert's tech support "Try turning off your router, your modem, and your computer." "Now turn off your air conditioning, your lights, and your water heater. Unplug your microwave and defrost your refrigerator." "You're very thorough." "Cancel your garbage service, renounce your citizenship, and yank out your phone."
Friday June 08,
2007
Tags happy birthday, 50 years old, entire life, delusional thing, old man, office, computer, aging, dementia, life changes, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: "Happy birthday. What's it feel like to be 50?" "It's great! I've never felt better in my entire life!" "So it's sort of a delusional thing?" "Yes, luckily."
Wednesday March 14,
2007
Tags Advice, finances, money, obliviousness
Transcript
Financial Advisor Man: You've made a lot of money as a demotivational speaker. I recommend allocating 2% of it to me, and 98% to things that sound good if you don't look into them too closely. How about a managed stock fund with high churn and a big front-end load? Wally: Sounds good.
Wednesday April 04,
2007
Wednesday August 08,
2012
Tags cruelty, office workers, new intern, treated pooryly, perpetuate cycle, abuse, feisty, name
Transcript
Asok: This is my new intern. I haven't bothered to name him yet. I've been treated poorly as an intern, and I'm anxious to perpetuate the cycle of abuse. Man: I have a name! Carol: He's feisty. I like that.


