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Friday February 09,
2007
Tags stretch goals, goals for year, set higher
Transcript
Asok: I wrote out my goals for the coming year. I set them higher than I can achieve because our boss said it's good to have stretch goals. Alice: Well, more for us."
Monday February 12,
2007
Tags bearded guy, too close, Dilbert, bugged out, touching brain with nose
Transcript
Then I said... Dilbert: He is totally violating my personal space with his non-standard facial hair." "HA! HA! HA! HA!" Gaaa!!! His warm, moist breath is all over me!" "Please stop touching my brain with your nose."
Tuesday February 13,
2007
Tags violating personal space, head stuck, ear canal, doctor, baffled, medical
Transcript
Dilbert: He was violating my personal space and his head got stuck in my ear." "You need a huge yawn to open the ear canal so he can get out." Tina: Yes, I do have lots of pictures of my porcelain frog collection. Why do you ask?"
Tuesday March 27,
2007
Thursday March 29,
2007
Saturday April 14,
2007
Monday August 06,
2012
Tags business meeting, cup of water, not impressed, fill sink, bring own cup, not impressive, optics
Transcript
Customer: I'd like to do business with your company, but I'm concerned that the only beverage you can afford to offer me is water from the restroom sink... and I need to bring my own cup. Dilbert: I also offered to fill the sink and let you lap it out. Customer: And now I'm thirsty!
Thursday August 09,
2012
Tags work ethic, potential customers, regular vendor, worked, detailed quote
Transcript
Wally: I worked every night for a month to come up with a detailed quote for one of our potential customers. Then those weasels used our quote to get a better price from their regular vendor! Dilbert: Did you really do all of that work? Wally: No, but it nets out the same.
Saturday September 29,
2012
Tags executives, meetings, new team, company change startegy, meetings turn awkward
Transcript
CEO: My new executive team got together and figured out the source of all of our problems. Dilbert: Is the problem that the executive team keeps changing, and that means the company strategy keeps changing? Wally: Is the problem that all of our meetings turn awkward?
Friday November 02,
2012
Tags office buildings, cubicle workplace, open floor plan, research, pattern, randomize evil, science
Transcript
Boss: We're thinking of moving from a cubicle workplace to an open floor plan. Dilbert: Is that because you did some research that discovered that the open floor plan is the only thing worse than what we have now? Boss: They figured out the pattern. Catbert: I told you we should randomize our evil!