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126 Results for Presentation
View 81 - 90 results for presentation comic strips. Discover the best "Presentation" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday January 19,
2004
Tags flew to location, mix up, introdcutions, presentations, documents, confsuion, audience, trip
Transcript
Associate: "Everyone, this is Dilbert. He flew half-way around the world to give us this presentation." Dilbert: "What? I thought I flew here so YOU could give ME a presentation." Associate: oh "Maybe I could show you some proprietary documents." Dilbert: "I'd like that."
Wednesday August 02,
2006
Thursday August 03,
2006
Friday August 04,
2006
Thursday December 14,
2006
Thursday May 10,
2007
Sunday July 02,
2000
Tags system failures, data aren't actionable, no practical value, crime, guilty, feel awkward, incident
Transcript
Ted says to Dilbert and Wally, "We had fifteen system failures with the previous software." Dilbert says to Ted, "Your data aren't actionable." Ted replies, "What?" Dilbert continues, "Your presentation has no practical walue." Ted throws his hands in the air in defeat and says to Dilbert, "Well, if that's suddenly a crime then call me guilty!" Wally says, "Now the meeting feels awkward can we go back to acting interested?" Dilbert replies, "I guess." Ted says, "Fine. Let's put this ugly incident behind us."
Tuesday April 03,
2007
Monday January 18,
2010
Tags powerpoint, slides, presentation, monkey, outsource, pointing, animals
Transcript
Dilbert says, "If we migrate our enterprise applications to the web, and outsource our sales and product development?" Dilbert says, "The entire company can be managed by one monkey." Dilbert says, "Plus a second monkey to look at the powerpoint slides from the first monkey."
Thursday April 08,
2010
Tags pinocchio, nose grows, long nose, doctor, exam, stethoscope, lies, powerpoint, proboscis, nose through head, pain, medical
Transcript
Doctor says, "You have a wicked case of sympathetic Powerpoint proboscis." Doctor says, "Your nose grows when anyone lies during a business presentation." Asok says, "Sorry. The sales forecast seemed optimistic."


