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Sarcasm Empty Vessel

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Sarcasm Empty Vessel - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 17, 2019's comic on:

Tags #jokes, #office workers, #sarcasm, #millennial, #smartphone

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Man: Wow, that's a great idea. Let's just do that! LOL! Dilbert: I've noticed that you are nothing but an empty vessel for transporting sarcasm. Man: Oooh! I'm such an empty vessel! LOL! Dilbert: I don't know what to do with all of this.

Go Hard Or Go Home

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Go Hard Or Go Home - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 31, 2019's comic on:

Tags #boss, #business, #inspirational quote

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the boss: your inspirational quote of the day is... next frame is outside of office building: "go hard or go home." the boss in empty conference room: i shouldn't have made it sound like a choice.