wally: asok, he key to happiness is lowering your expectations. for example, all i expect from work today is twelve cups of coffee and a humorous display of corporate dysfunction.
asok: that sounds sad.
wally: try expecting excellence and see how that works for you.
dogbert: they say the best way to manage the coronavirus is to spread it to people you dislike. the happiness you get from that will boost your immune system.
dilbert: maybe i'll get medical advice from an actual doctor.
dogbert: they leave out the good stuff.
boss on video call.
boss: how many of you would prefer going back to work in the office instead of working at home?
voices from laptop: i'd rather be dead.
i quit.
shoot me.
boss walking in living room thinking: i knew it was a mistake to let them taste happiness.