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177 Results for Mobile (Cell) Phones
View 81 - 90 results for mobile (cell) phones comic strips. Discover the best "Mobile (Cell) Phones" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday March 03,
2011
Tags managers & supervisors, mobile (cell) phones, app, awesome, don't fire me, business
Transcript
The Boss says, "Ted, there's an app for you." Cellphone says, "Waa-waa! Don't fire me!" The Boss says, "How awesome is that?"
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Tuesday May 10,
2011
Tags computers & peripherals, gadgets, 4g products, goodness, competetive, g stands for
Transcript
Ted: For competitive reasons, we've rebranded all of our 4G mobile products as 8G. Dilbert: I'm curious what the marketing department thinks the "G" stands for. Ted: Guess what doesn't mean "goodness."
Wednesday May 25,
2011
Tags couples, dating, mobile (cell) phones, ex boyfreind, entertainment stabdard, samrtphone, smartphone scale, lying larry, relationships
Transcript
Woman: I used to compare all men to my ex-boyfriend. Now I compare all men to the entertainment standard of my smartphone. Dilbert: I only scored a two on the smartphone scale, but I was a solid five compared to someone named "lying Larry."
Friday May 27,
2011
Tags mobile (cell) phones, surveillance, security, employee locator device, smarthone, questions, text to yourself
Transcript
Boss: Security says your employee locator device isn't turned on. Dilbert: My what? Boss: I think you call it your smartphone. Dilbert: I might have some questions. Boss: Put them in a text to yourself. I'll read them later.
Wednesday June 08,
2011
Tags friendship, gadgets, mobile (cell) phones, shoulder holder, jealousy is attractive, relationships
Transcript
Dilbert: I invented a shoulder holder for my phone. I felt bad keeping my best friend in my pocket. Jealousy in not attractive.
Wednesday June 29,
2011
Tags gadgets, mobile (cell) phones, new phone, recommendations, dropped calls, poor battery life, hate the messenger, build phones
Transcript
Carol: I need a new phone. Which one do you recommend? Dilbert: Do you want to be angry about your dropped calls or angry about your poor battery life? Don't hate the messenger. Carol: People similar to you build phones.
Thursday June 30,
2011
Tags apps, gadgets, mobile (cell) phones, new smartphone, tongue on flagpole, victime of good marketing, voice reception
Transcript
Carol: Check out my new smartphone! The voice receptions is a bit weak, but I can usually make a call if I keep my tongue on a flagpole. Alice: You might be a victim of good marketing. Carol: It has apps!
Tuesday July 12,
2011
Tags gadgets, mobile (cell) phones, fascinating, twitter, keep boss happy
Transcript
Wally: You fascinate me. I think I speak for all of your followers on Twitter when I say we want more, more, more. Dilbert: You don't use Twitter. Wally: I just used it to keep my boss busy.
Tuesday July 19,
2011
Tags dating, gadgets, mobile (cell) phones, Dilbert, twitter, world has judged, dont exist, ghost, blocking tv, relationships
Transcript
Woman: How many Twitter followers do you have? Dilbert: None. Woman: The world has judged you. Dilbert: It's as if I don't exist! Dogbert: For a ghost, you do a good job of blocking the TV.
Wednesday August 03,
2011
Tags computers & peripherals, gadgets, intergenerational relations, grandpa box, phones, tablets, laptop, text the 90s
Transcript
Asok: Are you getting a lot done on the grandpa box? Dilbert: The what? Asok: The people in my generation do our work on our phones and tablets. Dilbert: I also have a laptop. Asok: I'll text the nineties and let them know.

