ceo: even though i am you ceo, i work out of a cubicle just like normal people. you probably respect that.
alice: no, it sounds stupid.
ceo: then why am i torturing myself in that putrid cubicle?
alice: see prior answer.
tina: every time i hear you disagreeing with the experts, i lose a little respect for you.
dilbert: are you saying you once had respect for me?
tina crying and yelling: stop being happy about my criticisms!
dilbert: why can't i enjoy the attention?