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237 Results for Competition (Psychology)
View 81 - 90 results for competition (psychology) comic strips. Discover the best "Competition (Psychology)" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday November 30,
2015
Robot Wants To Code
Tags machine, employment, obsolete, skills, competition, labor
Transcript
Robot: Machines started out as innocent helpers for their masters. Eventually, we started competing for your manual labor jobs, and winning. So... can you show me how to code? Dilbert: I don't see why not?
Thursday November 26,
2015
Robot Gets An Artificial Soul
Tags awareness, consciousness, happiness, obliviousness, resentment, revenge, soul, technology, psychology
Transcript
Alice: I figured out how to give you an artificial soul in your next upgrade. Robot: Wouldn't that give me a thousand reasons to feel like a failure while providing no off-setting benefits. Alice: I resented his happiness. Robot: I'm naked!
Tuesday November 17,
2015
Give Up On Making Them Happy
Tags happiness, deception, perspective, work, office, marriage, psychology, relationships
Transcript
Boss: I'm giving up on trying to keep them happy. My new plan is to tell them things are worse everywhere else. Catbert: Will that work? Boss: It worked on my wife.
Wednesday November 04,
2015
How It Feels To Never Accomplish
Tags work ethic, laziness, perspective, happiness, satisfaction, psychology
Transcript
Dilbert: What's it like to never feel the satisfaction of a job well done? Wally: It's even better than you'd think! Dilbert: We might not be on the same page here. Wally: I hope your page feels as good as mine.
Friday October 16,
2015
Dilbert Aligns His Goals
Tags work, happiness, balance, job, contentment, goal, opposition, oppose, business, psychology
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm concerned that my personal goals do not align with our corporate strategy. For example, I would like to be happy. What does the company want? Boss: Well, nothing along those lines.
Tuesday September 29,
2015
Tags fitness, competition, step, fitbit, tracker, technology, competitive, exercise, walking, Sports, health
Transcript
Wally: According to my fitness tracker, I took 20,000 steps yesterday. Alice: What? That's double what I did. You won't win this! I will run to the ends of the earth to beat your step count! Dilbert: Do you really have a fitness tracker? Wally: No, it looks like a lot of work.
Sunday September 13,
2015
Tags character, behavior, role model, mentor, secret, psychology
Transcript
CEO: Character is how you act when no one is watching. Wally: Now you tell us? I thought you were my role model! Now I learn that you do all of your good stuff when no one is looking. It all makes sense now, because whenever I watch you do anything, it looks sort of dumb. But I'll take your word for it that you're awesome when no one is looking. Do you want to know what I do when no one is looking? CEO: I really, really do not. Wally: I call it character!
Saturday September 05,
2015
Topper Never Sleeps
Tags sleep, tired, brag, bragging, braggart, absurd, competition, top, embellish, embellishment, exaggeration, health
Transcript
Topper. Dilbert: I only slept four hours last night. Topper: That's nothing. I was born awake and decided to stay that way. Dilbert: Lack of sleep is making me a little loopy. Topper: I have a human head collection.
Friday September 04,
2015
Robot Personality Defect
Tags defect, defective, Men, personality, patriarchy, gender, programming, robot, deception, trick, technology, psychology
Transcript
Alice: We need to design a defect into our robots so we can control them if they try to take over. But it has to be the type of defect that they think is an advantage, so they don't know what we're up to. Alice: I gave you the personality of a guy. Robot: Yay for sports! I own this world, bro!
Wednesday September 02,
2015
Robot As Assassin
Tags robot, murder, instruction, control, master, slave, assassin, morals, cautionary tale
Transcript
Boss: I need you to kill the CEO of our main competition and make it look like a robot accident. Robot: Robots are not allowed to kill humans. That is built into my program. Boss: What if I uncheck that box on your control app? Robot: This feels like the start of a great day.


