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239 Results for Coworker
View 81 - 90 results for coworker comic strips. Discover the best "Coworker" comics from Dilbert.com.
Sunday December 16,
2012
Tags employees, late, chronically late, pre meeting, trick, chronic lateness, power, selfish, bad attitude, business
Transcript
Dilbert: Let's meet before the project meeting to go over a few things. Coworker: Nice try. We chronically late people know when we're being played. Your pre-meeting is a trick to get me to show up on time for the real meeting. But that won't work because poor planning isn't the cause of my chronic lateness. I make people wait for me because I enjoy the power and I don't care about anyone's feelings. Dilbert: Fine. I'll see you at the project meeting at ten. Coworker: Nice try. I know the meeting is at 10:30. Dilbert: How do you keep a job? Coworker: That attitude is exactly why I don't like people.
Friday November 16,
2012
Tags coffee & tea, exhaustion / tiredness, sploosh
Transcript
Coworker: I'm so tired today. Wally: Sorry. I get excited when people have problems that I know how to solve.
Monday October 08,
2012
Tags conversation, meetings, sound of voice, unspoken rules, noise, perfect storm
Transcript
Coworker: I just realized I love the sound of my own voice! Ha ha! Thanks to the unspoken rules of meetings, I can enjoy the sound of myself as long as I want! Blah, blah, blah! Loud Howard: What's all that noise!? Topper: That's nothing! No one knew the perfect storm was approaching
Wednesday September 26,
2012
Tags frustration, obstinacy, test data, email, meaningless speech, talk
Transcript
Dilbert: Can you email the test data to me? Coworker: We don't do it that way. Dilbert: That's not a reason. Coworker: I never give reasons. Dilbert: Nothing you say means anything! Coworker: That's how we've always done it.
Saturday September 22,
2012
Tags honesty, joking, paperback, spend free time, fan of clutter
Transcript
Coworker: It was a great book. I'll loan you the paperback. Dilbert: Thanks. I love it when other people decide how I'll spend my free time. Coworker: I can't tell when you're kidding. Dilbert: Paperbacks are awesome. I'm a big fan of clutter.
Sunday September 16,
2012
Tags emergency, lostphone, company id, keys, critical folder, self generated crisi, dead battery, small brown purse
Transcript
Coworker: Emergency! I can't find my phone and I"m late for a customer meeting. Dilbert: Maybe it's with your company I.D. badge that you had to drive all the way home for this morning. Alice: It might be with your keys that you lost after lunch. Dilbert: Maybe it's under that critical folder that you couldn't find before your last meeting. Alice: Maybe it's wherever you created your last self-generated crisis. Coworker: I just remembered I put my phone in my purse because the battery is dead. Has anyone seen a small, brown purse?
Wednesday September 12,
2012
Tags complaining, work ethic, such back, due dates, lazy, incompetent, busy, root cause
Transcript
Coworker: I need to give you some push-back on these due dates. Dilbert: No problem. Should I tell the others you're lazy, or incompetent, or in over your head? Coworker: How about just "busy?" Dilbert: Okay. I will insist that people ignore the root cause.
Tuesday September 11,
2012
Tags exhibitions, fish & aquatic mammals, remora, trade show, marine animal, freakishly persuaive
Transcript
Asok: Have you selected a remora for your visit to the trade show? Coworker: What's a remora? Asok: A remora is a fish that suctions to the back of a larger marine animal. Coworker: He's not comfortable in crowds, but he's freakishly persuasive.
Saturday September 08,
2012
Tags amphibians, honesty, inefficient, design, aquarium owner, turtle, filtration system
Transcript
Dilbert: This design would be inefficient. Coworker: How do you know that? Dilbert: Sometimes it's better if the aquarium owner doesn't explain to the turtle how the filtration system works.
Monday August 27,
2012
Tags work ethic, input, something came up
Transcript
Coworker: Can I get your input by Friday? Wally: Absolutely, unless something comes up. Coworker: How often does something come up? Wally: More than you'd think. Coworker: What exactly are we talking about? Wally: I'd love to chat, but something just came up.


