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116 Results for Lazy
View 81 - 90 results for lazy comic strips. Discover the best "Lazy" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday October 01,
2007
Tags six months, task, simple task, continuous cahnges, unclear communication, short work days, being lazy
Transcript
The Boss: "Why did it take six months to complete this simple task?" Dilbert: "Because of your continuous changes, your unclear communication, and your short work days." The boss: "I'm looking for something more along the lines of you being lazy."
Thursday December 28,
2006
Wednesday February 08,
2006
Tuesday November 22,
2005
Tags seminar, difficult cowrokers, groups, quit job, syndicated cartoonist
Transcript
Welcome to my seminar on dealing with difficult coworkers. "Difficult coworkers generally fall into one of these groups." LAZY MEAN SMART CRAZY "The only way to deal with them is to quit your job and become a syndicated cartoonist." "Thanks for coming."
Thursday June 09,
2005
Tags good people quit, wretched, incompetent, lazy
Transcript
wally: "Have you ever noticed all of the good people quit?" Dilbert: "There's no one left her bu wretched, incompetent, lazy miscreants" wally: "A-A-nyhoo."
Sunday May 29,
2005
Tags automated task, three hours, resourceful, lazy, character flaw, compaliner, quitter
Transcript
"Can I show you something that I'm proud of?" "I austomated a task that used to take me three hours." "Well, well, well. Isn't that just like you?" "Resourceful?" "Lazy." "Did you ust turn my brilliant accomplishment into a character flaw?" "Complainer." "Let's just forget the whole thing." "Quitter."
Wednesday May 11,
2005
Tags associate with, cjhose, associate, lazy people, new guy
Transcript
The New Employee "Maybe if I make a friend at work it will reduce my stress hump." "I must choose carefully because I will be judged by the people I associate with." "Hi. I'm the new guy." "The lazy people have found each other."
Friday April 22,
2005
Tags computer freeze, possible fixes, possible combination, no guaretntee, lazy
Transcript
Hello. My crashinbox computer keeps freezing up. "There are 25 possible fixes but they must be tried in every combination." "That's 625 things I'd have to try with no guarantee that any of it will work." "So you're saying you're lazy."
Tuesday September 14,
2004
Tags carol away, sexist commentray, mis interpret, copy machine, name calling, accidental, insulted, anger, scream, satisfied
Transcript
"My secretary is off, and I need to make copies of this..." "Oh, I get it! You immediately ask the only woman in the department to do it! #!%**$!!" "Lazy #!%*$*!!#" "I was going to ask where the copy machine is, but this works, too."
Tuesday March 30,
2004
Tags doctor dogbert show, immoral moron, lazy, miracle worker, passing judgement, selfish, time waster
Transcript
Doctor Dogbert Show "Your problem is that you're a lazy, selfish, immoral moron." "Shouldn't you listen to my story before passing judgement?" "I'm adding 'time waster' to the list." "You're like a miracle worker."


