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242 Results for Love
View 81 - 90 results for love comic strips. Discover the best "Love" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday December 06,
2006
Sunday November 19,
2006
Transcript
First Date "Do you feel like doing some conversation?" "Okay. I love talking." "Do you like politics?" "No." "Science and technology?" "Not really." "War?" "No." "Sports?" "No." "Current events?" "No." "What's left?" "I like to talk about my hair." "Um...okay, we can try that." "This brown is a browner brown than I wanted." "Right. Are we done with hair?"
Sunday October 15,
2006
Transcript
"My project has been infected by attractive people." "As you know, attractive people are unproductive." "The problem is compounded when you put several of them in the same room." "They've already started to pair off." "I've got four love triangles and six divorces." "All of my status reports say, and I quote, 'Dude, I can't concentrate now.'" "My plan is to replace each attractive person with something like this, or this." "He thinks I'm productive."
Wednesday October 11,
2006
Wednesday October 04,
2006
Friday May 26,
2006
Monday May 08,
2006
Tags dating, trash, unemployed, self-esteem, society
Transcript
Dilbert: Now that I'm unemployed, I don't feel like a valuable member of society. GarbageMan: Consider this bag of garbage. It too is unemployed and yet it is worthy of love. Dilbert: I don't love it. Man: That's too bad because no one else will date you now.
Saturday April 01,
2006
Tags angelica jolie lips, mp3 player, must never soeak
Transcript
The Marketing Guru "Your mp3 player is large and scary, but I can fix that." "All it needs is a set of Angelina Jolie lips and everyone will love it." Six Months Later "We must never speak of this."
Friday March 10,
2006
Tags arranged amrriage, low standards, sister, love, has sister, Family, relationships
Transcript
"My relatives want me to have an arranged marriage." "If they find someone who's totally hot and has low standards, ask if she has a sister." "What about love?" "How can you not love that?"
Sunday August 14,
2005
Tags evil wind blowing, dark soul, evil director, human resources, employee survey, over reacted, well being, business
Transcript
"I feel an evil wind blowing my way." "My soul is filling with darkness...Suddenly I am cold, oh, so cold." Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "Hello-o-o, Asok." "GAAA!!! What are you doing here?!!" "It's time for the annual Employee Satisfaction Survey." "Perhaps I overreacted. I don't see how this could possibly be bad." "It is evident from these questions that you care about my wellbeing!" "I love the part where they think I'm here to help." Purr Purr Two Weeks Later "They're delighted with their benefits. It looks like we can save some money there."

