Work Comic Strips - Page 9

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

1000 Results for Work

View 81 - 90 results for work comic strips. Discover the best "Work" comics from Dilbert.com.

Stopping Theft Everywhere

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Stopping Theft Everywhere - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags office workers, business, technology, system, reduce, theft, dumb, product

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert: and by using this system, we will drastically reduce theft. co-worker: that's the dumbest think i have ever heard. no one can stop theft everywhere in the world. dilbert: i said we would reduce it, not eliminate it. and only for our own products. co-worker: so, in other words, it won't work. dilbert: it works to reduce theft. co-worker: but you admit there will be theft. dilbert standing and yelling: what is wrong with you???? co-worker: hey, i'm not the one who is in favor of theft.

Asok Meditates

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Asok Meditates  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags coffee, psychology, sarcasm, business, meditation, think, work, co-worker, technology, enlightenment

View Transcript

Transcript

asok: have you ever tried meditating? wally: sounds like a lot of work. asok: it is the opposite of work. all you have to do is sit in one place and think of nothing in particular. wally: can i drink coffee at the same time. asok: that is not recommended. wally: in other words, meditating is what i already do, but without the advantage of coffee? asok: perhaps you have already achieved enlightenment. wally: feels that way to me.

Dilbert Has To Upgrade Server

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Dilbert Has To Upgrade Server - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags coronavirus, business, technology, network, upgrade, server, boss, latency, locks, garage, sleep, face mask, work from home

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert wearing face mask and carrying computer bag: i'm going into the office to upgrade a server. according to my boss, reducing network latency is more important than my life. can i depend on you to not change the locks while i'm gone? dogbert: only if you sleep in the garage.

No Interruptions At Home

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
No Interruptions At Home - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags technology, business, working, home, workday, productivity, anger, annoying, bowel, problems

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert sitting on couch with dogbert: i like working from home. i can do eight hours of work in one hour because no one is interrupting me. dogbert yelling: i'm trying to work here! dilbert: did i tell you about my bowel problems? dogbert: go away!

Dogbert Hovers

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Dogbert Hovers - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, working from home, annoy, work, hear, footsteps, hoover, health, coronavirus, excuse, living

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert: i can't get any work done at home because i keep hearing your footsteps all day! dogbert: excuse me for living. i'll try hovering from now on. dilbert: can you do that? dogbert hovering: there's a lot you don't know about me.

Coronavirus

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Coronavirus - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags 24 hours, business, coronavirus, health, home, remote, tragic, work from home

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert: i'm working at home to avoid the coronavirus. i'll have to stay here 24 hours a day. dogbert: that's tragic. dilbert: i don't mind. dogbert: i meant tragic for me.

Rot From The Inside

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Rot From The Inside - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, work, ethic, abysmal, loan, project, hate, rot, idea, raise

View Transcript

Transcript

boss: wally, your work ethic is abysmal. you're fired. wally: wouldn't it make more sense to loan me to a project you hate, so i can rot it from the inside? boss: that's not your worst idea. wally: is a raise out of the question?

Working On Vacation

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Working On Vacation - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, work, vacation, scold, enjoy, behind, train, broken

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert: do you mind if i come to work on my vacation days? i hate being scolded for being behind in my work more that i enjoy taking vacations. boss: it seems i have trained you well. dilbert: no, i'm just broken.

Alice's Brain Is Full

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Alice's Brain Is Full - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, brain, full, memory, work

View Transcript

Transcript

boss: why aren't you working? alice: my brain is full. boss: i'll check back later. alice: i won't remember you.

Dogbert The Futurist

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Dogbert The Futurist - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags futurist, predict, hire, industry, time, business, hard, work

View Transcript

Transcript

boss: i hired a futurist to predict where our industry is headed. dogbert: you don't need to be here. you might want to enjoy the time you have left. office worker: what? dogbert: for the rest of you, i see hard work with no rewards.