Boss: I need you to fill in for me while I'm on vacation. I would have asked someone competent, but they're all on vacation next week, too. Please don't destroy the entire company.
Wally: Do I seem that motivated?
boss: the only way to succeed in this company is by working harder than everyone else.
alice: wouldn't that mean only one person in the company can be successful?
boss: i might need to rethink my motivational messages.
dilbert: maybe save those for your dumber employees.